Oh Eric, you may be the funniest person alive that is not famous yet. Watching your video actually left me with the burning desire to be Donkey Punched by you so hard that I accidentally Cleveland Steamer your face… or Cherry Cordial you (ask me about my Cherry Cordials!)
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Not true!
God, this holds up.
bitter? duh. Happy mother’s day!
Yes, I second that- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that annoys you.
“LOL”........killed me. great Leno cop! well, the verdict is out, you’re a sexy hurricane-deal with it!
Oh Eric, you may be the funniest person alive that is not famous yet. Watching your video actually left me with the burning desire to be Donkey Punched by you so hard that I accidentally Cleveland Steamer your face… or Cherry Cordial you (ask me about my Cherry Cordials!)
Marry me!
I loved the “office cut up” line, and I really admire your typing skills. Fuck you, mom and dad!
Your alarm clock sucks- I would run it over with my Jeep.
ahaha. how darling.