Help the Homeless Alcoholic Cats Charity Song. ;-)

Somebody really should do something about all those homeless, alcoholic cats. HOMELESS CAT SONG This song is for all the homeles cats out there Yeah! Think about all the homeless cats shouldn't have scratched the furnitu... more >

Somebody really should do something about all those homeless, alcoholic cats. HOMELESS CAT SONG This song is for all the homeles cats out there Yeah! Think about all the homeless cats shouldn't have scratched the furniture now they ain't got no place to go living outside ya'll and they ain't got nothing to keep them warm except for their fur and that peice of newspaper and now they're taking big craps in your yard that you step in because they ain't got no litter pans because they're homeless and all they got to eat is birds and they're hard to catch ( because they can fly ya'll ) did you ever try to eat a raw bird they taste like crunchy crap and they got feathers ya'll so sometimes they got to eat some mice and bugs ( they eat a lot of bugs ya'll ) and that's why they turn to alchohol to wash the bugs down and now you got a bunch of drunk cats all over your yard ya'll and they're all throwing up bugs and mice guts yeah that's real gross ya'll so send lots of money to help the cats but don't give it to the cats ya'll they'll just buy more alcohol and hiss at you cats are mean drunks ya'll also they don't got no bank accounts to cash your checks ya'll so send us the money and we'll spend it responsibly we won't buy the cats alcohol so send lots of money but not cat food or toys because that's kind of dumb ya'll you don't even know what cat food they like to eat and cat toys would be stupid ya'll and this is how we'll help all the homeless cats send money and we'l buy them clothes ya'll then they won't be naked cats naked like a stripper cat in a stripper cat club ya'll so send lots of money so we can buy them clothes and cardboard boxes for them to live in then they'll have their own cardboard box homes homeless problem solved ya'll and then it will be a wonderful world to live in ye-ah. < less