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Published April 15, 2014 57k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Nick Kroll (Actor)
Andy Daly (Actor)
Stephanie Twyford Baldwin (Actor)
John Trowbridge (Actor)
Richie Rodriguez (Actor)
Charlie Hankin (Actor)
Real Estate (Actor)
Simone Duff (Production Designer)
Ikeem Allen (Actor)
Aedn Bowater (Actor)
Chiz Schultz (Actor)
Michael Lisk (Actor)
Tom Scharpling (Writer/Director)
Domino Records (Label)
Rob Hatch-Miller (Producer/Editor)
Puloma Basu (Producer)
Michael Rossetti (Cinematographer)
Additional Cast: Joy Song & Mackenzie Luzzi
Gaffer: Danny April
Steadicam: Jamie Northrup
1st ACs: Cole Koehler & Rebecca Rajadnya
2nd AC: Samantha Panger
Grips: Ethan June & Brian Yankou
Prop Master: Max Wixom
Hair & Makeup: Kristy Strate, Jess Coppa & Lilia Martinez
Wardrobe: Meghan Campbell
Colorist: Ben Murray, The Room
Motion Graphics: Joe Posner
Re-Recording Mixer: Dan Dzula
Key PA: James Kenny
Production Assistants: Barry Marino & Aaron Smith
Thanks: Allison Cohn, Nate Dern, No. 7 Restaurant, Tyler Kord, 5050 Skatepark, Ed Pollio, Angelica Popolano, Mick Management, Harrison Woliner, Kathi Scharer & Sean Marquand
"God Hates **** Picket" by John Lemieux is licensed under CC BY 2.0:
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
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Published April 15, 2014

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HELLO. I'M TOM SCHARPLING.

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I'M THE DIRECTOR OF THE VIDEO
THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE.

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I'M WHAT'S KNOWN IN THE MUSIC
VIDEO BUSINESS AS AN AUTEUR.

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I DIRECT THE VIDEO. I CREATE
THE CONTENT.

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I'M ALSO EXPERIENCING WHAT'S
KNOWN AS MONEY TROUBLE.

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SO, THIS TIME I AGREED FOR A
FEE TO LET SOMEONE ELSE

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CREATE THE CONCEPT FOR THIS VIDEO.

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UH, I ACTUALLY LET 3 DIFFERENT
PEOPLE CREATE THE CONTENT,

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FOR THE VIDEO, BECAUSE I REALLY,
I'M GOING BROKE.

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I HAVE NO MONEY, AT ALL.

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SO, UH, ANYWAY, THIS VIDEO
IS REALLY GOING TO BE 3 DIFFERENT

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VIDEOS. IT'LL ALL BE GREAT.

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HEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE 3 PEOPLE
WHO HAVE PAID A SIZABLE

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AMOUNT OF MONEY TO CONTRIBUTE
CONCEPTS TO THIS VIDEO.

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WE HAVE A 24 YEAR OLD KID
NAMED JARED FRENKEL.

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HE'S FROM LANCASTER PENNSYLVANIA
AND HE WOULD LIKE

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THIS VIDEO TO SHOWCASE HIS SELF
PUBLISHED SERIES

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OF SCIENCE FICTION NOVELS WHICH
ARE CALLED JARED FRANKEL'S

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BLOOD LORDS.

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IT SAYS HERE, THE BLOOD LORDS
NOVELS DEPICT A GANG OF

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UNDEAD EXTREME SPORTS
ENTHUSIASTS WHO ARE ALWAYS

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ON THE HUNT FOR BLOOD, AND
EROTIC ENCOUNTERS.

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT (LAUGHS).

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AND THEN THERE IS VALERIE ANDERSON,
AND SHE'S A 48

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YEAR OLD WOMAN FROM IOWA CITY
WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE

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A VIDEO THAT PROMOTES HER ONLINE
CERAMIC SCULPTURE BUSINESS.

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AND THE 3RD CONCEPT
WAS WRITTEN, BY A GENTLEMAN

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NAMED FRED DOMBROWSKI, SR. HE
IS 78 YEARS YOUNG, AND

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REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO
THAT BRINGS BACK THE

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VALUES OF THE GOOD OL' DAYS.

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OH, I ALSO, UH, MADE A SIDE DEAL
WITH THE RECORD LABEL TO

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FIT IN A CELEBRITY CAMEO, SO
YOU'LL HAVE THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

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AND I SAID THERE WILL BE AT
LEAST 4 DIFFERENT PRODUCT

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PLACEMENTS OF THE REAL ESTATE
ALBUM COVER.

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SO, THAT'S ONE.

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OK. OH, AND I TOOK $200 DOLLARS
JUST TO HAVE THE BAND

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PERFORM IN A THAI RESTAURANT.
I WOULD SAY

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THIS VIDEO HAS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOT UNDEAD

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SKATEBOARDERS, AND CERAMIC FIGURINES,

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AND A TRIBUTE TO YESTERYEAR, A
CELEBRITY CAMEO, AND UH,

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YOU KNOW, AT LEAST 4 DIFFERENT
PRODUCT PLACEMENTS OF THE REAL

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ESTATE ALBUM COVER.

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AND THAT'S TWO ALREADY. SO GREAT.

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IT'S GOING GREAT SO FAR.

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OH, AND I ALSO, SOLD A BLOCK
OF TIME TO THE WESTBORO
BAPTIST CHURCH.

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IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.

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OKAY, SO, WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER ADO I GIVE YOU

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"CRIME", BY REAL ESTATE.

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(MUSIC PLAYS,
"CRIME" BY REAL ESTATE)

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TOSS AND TURN ALL NIGHT

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DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT RIGHT

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CRIPPLING ANXIETY

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THIS CROWD WAS GROWING OLD

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IF I MAY BE SO BOLD

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WILL YOU GO STRAIGHT WITH ME?

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I DON'T WANNA DIE

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LONELY AND UPTIGHT

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STAY WITH ME

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ALL WILL BE REVEALED

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I REMEMBER WHEN

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THIS ALL FELT LIKE PRETEND

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AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE

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SPRUNG YOU FROM YOUR HOLE

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WITH EVERYTHING YOU OWN

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AS IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY FREE

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I DON'T WANNA DIE

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LONELY AND UPTIGHT

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STAY WITH ME

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ALL WILL BE REVEALED

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I DON'T WANNA DIE

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LONELY AND UPTIGHT

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STAY WITH ME

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ALL WILL BE REVEALED

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(DEMON LIKE LAUGHTER)

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