" I Saw " Music video Spoof ( David Spates & Destorm )
This is my very first "music video" so don't expect much. I just make the videos that my viewers ask me to make. This video is a collab between David Spates and Destorm. Check... more »
This is my very first "music video" so don't expect much. I just make the videos that my viewers ask me to make. This video is a collab between David Spates and Destorm. Check out the very talented Destorm at http://www.youtube.com/destorm add him as a friend & sub! Check out some of David's other videos like " Just Say No Part 3 " " Father's day", " Cockblocking 7 " and many others with more to come! Don't forget to add him as a friend and subscribe. :-)
Video requested by users: liltrixes stopAndStareAtMark NeoFalcon69 angelo0325 charmed502 Lensweed
My vlog videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A25641572BB48BD9
My sketch videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C61FE634146E6A5E
My "Dear Dave" videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC33A1F7C17EA51C
Also if you have a youtube, Myspace, Facebook, twitter, blogtv or tagged account, please add me there too. Just search for my name. David Spates :-)
P.S. You can buy David Spates Internet Videos from my youtube page
T-shirts and other character products at http://cafepress.com/davidspates
Lyrics:
I saw a fight in Japan, A man With a tan, Yo mama get slapped by Jackie Chan, He said I'm sorry, I dont give a dam. She grabbed her gun and Jackie ran!
I saw a baby turn blue, A man turn green, A man with a frow with afro sheen? I n a bright blue suit looking fresh and clean, like peewee Herman and Mr. Bean.
I saw a cat get shot, A man get maced , what did the 5 fingers say to the face. Breast are Nice but booties are Great. When They Jiggle and wobble and Shake Shake Shake.!
I saw a guy named earl, dressed like a girl, loved to do freaky things with squirrels, Came by my house with a Jerry curl, yelling out Dave I'll rock you world!
I saw two men in a car, the car jumped far, they were two white boys yelling yeehaw, crashed and burned and died on the spot now their dead in hell where its hot hot hot!
I saw a man with a bat, a cat in a hat, a funny man eating peanut butter and crack
Now he's skinny and he use to be fat didn't listen when his friends said "Don't do That".
i saw a man on a boat, A captain choke. Cheech & Chong inhaling smoke, I swear to you folks no lie no joke, I even saw a monkey sipping on coke!
I saw a man drink beer and get drunk, puked all over it smelled like skunk, stunk like he just took a dump, then Ashton said you just got punked!
I saw a man get stuck by a bull in the butt, I told little John & he said "What"?! Laughed so hard that he bust a gut, fell down and he couldn't get up
I saw a man with a shirt that was to small, next to a man about three feet tall, getting chased by a cop that was in the mall, Who caught and kicked them in the balls!
I saw a boy take a bath with a brand new spunge, smoked so much he lost a lung, got flowers from a girl and now he's sprung, but the flowers had a bee and he got stung.
I saw a man and a woman kissing in a tree, the girl said "will you marry me"? He said "No", she said "please"? , He said hoe you can suck on these!
I saw a man get mad and lose his head, a man raise someone from the dead.
Met a real nice man his name was Jed, He gave me a big ole piece of cornbread.
I saw a big yellow bear he was yummy,and David Spates he sho' is funny, He's so smart, he aint no dummy , when He gets rich don't ask for money! « less
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This is my very first "music video" so don't expect much. I just make the videos that my viewers ask me to make. This video is a collab between David Spates and Destorm. Check out the very talented Destorm at http://www.youtube.com/destorm add him as a friend & sub! Check out some of David's other videos like " Just Say No Part 3 " " Father's day", " Cockblocking 7 " and many others with more to come! Don't forget to add him as a friend and subscribe. :-)
Video requested by users: liltrixes stopAndStareAtMark NeoFalcon69 angelo0325 charmed502 Lensweed
My vlog videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A25641572BB48BD9
My sketch videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C61FE634146E6A5E
My "Dear Dave" videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC33A1F7C17EA51C
Also if you have a youtube, Myspace, Facebook, twitter, blogtv or tagged account, please add me there too. Just search for my name. David Spates :-)
P.S. You can buy David Spates Internet Videos from my youtube page
T-shirts and other character products at http://cafepress.com/davidspates
Lyrics:
I saw a fight in Japan, A man With a tan, Yo mama get slapped by Jackie Chan, He said I'm sorry, I dont give a dam. She grabbed her gun and Jackie ran!
I saw a baby turn blue, A man turn green, A man with a frow with afro sheen? I n a bright blue suit looking fresh and clean, like peewee Herman and Mr. Bean.
I saw a cat get shot, A man get maced , what did the 5 fingers say to the face. Breast are Nice but booties are Great. When They Jiggle and wobble and Shake Shake Shake.!
I saw a guy named earl, dressed like a girl, loved to do freaky things with squirrels, Came by my house with a Jerry curl, yelling out Dave I'll rock you world!
I saw two men in a car, the car jumped far, they were two white boys yelling yeehaw, crashed and burned and died on the spot now their dead in hell where its hot hot hot!
I saw a man with a bat, a cat in a hat, a funny man eating peanut butter and crack
Now he's skinny and he use to be fat didn't listen when his friends said "Don't do That".
i saw a man on a boat, A captain choke. Cheech & Chong inhaling smoke, I swear to you folks no lie no joke, I even saw a monkey sipping on coke!
I saw a man drink beer and get drunk, puked all over it smelled like skunk, stunk like he just took a dump, then Ashton said you just got punked!
I saw a man get stuck by a bull in the butt, I told little John & he said "What"?! Laughed so hard that he bust a gut, fell down and he couldn't get up
I saw a man with a shirt that was to small, next to a man about three feet tall, getting chased by a cop that was in the mall, Who caught and kicked them in the balls!
I saw a boy take a bath with a brand new spunge, smoked so much he lost a lung, got flowers from a girl and now he's sprung, but the flowers had a bee and he got stung.
I saw a man and a woman kissing in a tree, the girl said "will you marry me"? He said "No", she said "please"? , He said hoe you can suck on these!
I saw a man get mad and lose his head, a man raise someone from the dead.
Met a real nice man his name was Jed, He gave me a big ole piece of cornbread.
I saw a big yellow bear he was yummy,and David Spates he sho' is funny, He's so smart, he aint no dummy , when He gets rich don't ask for money!
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