" I Saw " Music video Spoof ( David Spates & Destorm )

Description: This is my very first "music video" so don't expect much. I just make the videos that my viewers ask me to make. This video is a collab between David Spates and Destorm. Check out the very talented Destorm at http://www.youtube.com/destorm add him as a friend & sub! Check out some of David's other videos like " Just Say No Part 3 " " Father's day", " Cockblocking 7 " and many others with more to come! Don't forget to add him as a friend and subscribe. :-) Video requested by users: liltrixes stopAndStareAtMark NeoFalcon69 angelo0325 charmed502 Lensweed My vlog videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A25641572BB48BD9 My sketch videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C61FE634146E6A5E My "Dear Dave" videos are at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC33A1F7C17EA51C Also if you have a youtube, Myspace, Facebook, twitter, blogtv or tagged account, please add me there too. Just search for my name. David Spates :-) P.S. You can buy David Spates Internet Videos from my youtube page T-shirts and other character products at http://cafepress.com/davidspates Lyrics: I saw a fight in Japan, A man With a tan, Yo mama get slapped by Jackie Chan, He said I'm sorry, I dont give a dam. She grabbed her gun and Jackie ran! I saw a baby turn blue, A man turn green, A man with a frow with afro sheen? I n a bright blue suit looking fresh and clean, like peewee Herman and Mr. Bean. I saw a cat get shot, A man get maced , what did the 5 fingers say to the face. Breast are Nice but booties are Great. When They Jiggle and wobble and Shake Shake Shake.! I saw a guy named earl, dressed like a girl, loved to do freaky things with squirrels, Came by my house with a Jerry curl, yelling out Dave I'll rock you world! I saw two men in a car, the car jumped far, they were two white boys yelling yeehaw, crashed and burned and died on the spot now their dead in hell where its hot hot hot! I saw a man with a bat, a cat in a hat, a funny man eating peanut butter and crack Now he's skinny and he use to be fat didn't listen when his friends said "Don't do That". i saw a man on a boat, A captain choke. Cheech & Chong inhaling smoke, I swear to you folks no lie no joke, I even saw a monkey sipping on coke! I saw a man drink beer and get drunk, puked all over it smelled like skunk, stunk like he just took a dump, then Ashton said you just got punked! I saw a man get stuck by a bull in the butt, I told little John & he said "What"?! Laughed so hard that he bust a gut, fell down and he couldn't get up I saw a man with a shirt that was to small, next to a man about three feet tall, getting chased by a cop that was in the mall, Who caught and kicked them in the balls! I saw a boy take a bath with a brand new spunge, smoked so much he lost a lung, got flowers from a girl and now he's sprung, but the flowers had a bee and he got stung. I saw a man and a woman kissing in a tree, the girl said "will you marry me"? He said "No", she said "please"? , He said hoe you can suck on these! I saw a man get mad and lose his head, a man raise someone from the dead. Met a real nice man his name was Jed, He gave me a big ole piece of cornbread. I saw a big yellow bear he was yummy,and David Spates he sho' is funny, He's so smart, he aint no dummy , when He gets rich don't ask for money!