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Comments (15)

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CrashCam Films

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posted about 9 months ago

DPhily

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posted about 10 months ago

durable

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do they do that in LARGE?

posted about 11 months ago

TallyBlue

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Priceless! Loved it!

posted about 1 year ago

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posted about 1 year ago

A jizzle

A jizzle

LMAO

posted about 1 year ago

eweezy

eweezy

Dis-GUST-ing!! Pretty much best prank EVER!!

posted about 1 year ago

core5

core5

Hehe, pretty good.

posted about 1 year ago

jp23cent

jp23cent

Dick jokes, gotta love it!

posted about 1 year ago

Kimmyr3

Kimmyr3

I know funny – that was it!

posted about 1 year ago

Keyser Soze

that was good.

posted about 1 year ago

BlueCarp

BlueCarp

Nice cap. Go Tar Heels.

posted about 1 year ago

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Subtle title would have been better but that was really funny.

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I didn’t expect it to be funny, based on the title, but it was actually funny! :-)

posted about 1 year ago

dandaman

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uuggh.. it’s funny though

posted about 1 year ago

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