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Published January 20, 2014 380k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jennette McCurdy
Grimy Mike: Mike Mitchell
Recording Tech: David Phillips
Manager: David Neher
Writer/Director: Andy Bush
Writer: Jack Allison
Producer: Katy Walker
DP: Daniel Kenji Levin
1st AC: Rebecca Carpenter
Gaffer: Kevin Walters
Swing: Dan Lynn
Swing: Nick Jackson
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson & Micah Embry
Art Asst: Rick Mader and Dani Cong
Wardrobe: Kelly Walker
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
Set Photographer: Erica Parise
PA: Ross Buran
Editor: Caleb Swyers
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Published January 20, 2014

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JENNETTE: I DID THE TEEN STAR THING.

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JENNETTE: I NEED TO GROW UP.

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JENNETTE: YOU KNOW BRITNEY DID IT.

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JENNETTE: MILEY DID IT.

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JENNETTE: THEY ALL WENT DIRTY.

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JENNETTE: I HAD TO GO DIRTIER.

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WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE DIRTY,

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YOU GOTTA BE DIRTY TO THE CORE.

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FROM THE MINUTE I WAKE UP, I DEVOTE

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MYSELF TO DIRT.

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I START OFF EVERY MORNING WITH A LONG SOAK

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IN CLAMTO JUICE.

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YOU GOTTA GET THE CLAM AND TOMATO JUICE IN EVERY PORE.

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NEXT STEP, BREATH.

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GOTTA MAKE SURE MY BREATH IS NICE AND RANK.

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FINALLY I GOTTA GET MY LOOK RIGHT.

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I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY THAT I HAVE MY TEAM AROUND ME.

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THEY SUPPORT ME IN ALL OF THIS.

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THERE'S JUST AN AURA ABOUT THIS GIRL.

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IT'S HER STYLE. IT'S HER VOICE

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IT'S HER STENCH.

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IT JUST GETS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN'T BE AROUND HER.

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I HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCER.

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(SINGING) I CAN FIGHT THE FEELING NO MORE...

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PRODUCER: I SAID LISTEN TO ME,

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GET ME A BUNCH OF EMPTY CANS.

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I LISTEN TO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA SAY.

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I'VE BEEN AROUND THIS BUSINESS A VERY LONG TIME.

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I'VE BEEN AROUND THE CITY A LONG TIME.

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SO SHE GOT ME A FEW CANS, AND WE STARTED GOING RIGHT?

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CAN YOU MAKE IS SOUND MORE LIKE A CAN OF BEANS?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT.

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HIS SOUND THAT HE HAD WAS SO AUTHENTIC.

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GIMME ME MORE BEANS.

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JENNETTE: BAM, THIS IS IT.

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- HAVEN'T WE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT LOVE
- OKAY. ALRIGHT

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WHY DON'T YOU SING ABOUT SOMETHING REAL?

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LIKE WHAT?

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LIKE BEANS.

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OH MY GOD.

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YOU'RE A GENIUS.

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OH MY GOD...

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HEY DAVE, CAN I SLEEP IN THE SOUND BOOTH TONIGHT?

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WHY DO I DO THIS?

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I TOOK A SHIT IN THE CORNER EARLIER.

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BECAUSE I JUST GOTTA BE ME.

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AND ALSO BECAUSE THE MUSIC INDUSTRY HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT

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WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF MUSIC YOU MAKE.

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SO YOU JUST GOTTA CREATE PERSONAS THAT ARE INCREASINGLY

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CARTOONISH AND UNREAL, SO THAT YOU KNOW,

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PEOPLE PAY THE SMALLISH AMOUNT OF ATTENTION TO YOU.

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BUT MOSTLY CUZ I GOTTA BE ME.

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(SINGING) I CAN FIGHT THE FEELING NO MORE.

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SO I NEED YOU NOW...

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PRODUCER: IT'S SIMPLE.

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JUST HIT ONE OF THESE BEEN SWITCHES RIGHT HERE, AND MAKE IT SOUND MORE...

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OH THAT'S THE PROBLEM,

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THAT THIS, THESE ARE NOT BEANS,

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THESE ARE SWITCHES.

AUTOPLAY
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