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Published September 04, 2014 20k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Kegan Swyers: Editor
39 Funny Votes
126 Die Votes
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Published September 04, 2014

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>: HI FOLKS .
DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF
THE REST OF YOUR INTERNET.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(electronic pop dance plays)

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>: WE ONLY HAVE ONE
QUESTION FOR YOU.
>: ARE YOU READY?

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>: AM I READY FOR WHAT?
>: SOME FOOTBALL.

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>: FOOTBALL IS BACK.
WE KNOW THIS IS HOW

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A LOT OF YOU ARE PROBABLY
FEELING RIGHT NOW.

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(crowd cheers loop)

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>: THE NEW MADDEN IS OUT.
BESIDES JUST PAYING

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$60 BUCKS FOR A NEW BOX,
PLAYERS CAN LOOK FORWARD

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TO THIS NEW FEATURE.

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>: WHY IS THAT GUY FLYING
IN THE AIR? WHAT?

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>: THAT'S A BUG THAT SENDS
YOU STRAIGHT UP INTO THE SKY.

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THAT IS A VERY BIG BUG. UH, WERE
THERE ANY SMALLER BUGS

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IN THE GAME?
>: (stammers) TH-THIS
IS JUST AN

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ENCOURAGING STORY HERE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE--

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>: OK, THAT'S A BUG THAT
TURNS YOU INTO A VERY SMALL

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FOOTBALL PLAYER. THAT IS
A MUCH SMALLER BUG.

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BEST OF LUCK TO ALL THE
NFL PLAYERS THIS YEAR.

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WE HOPE YOU DON'T PULL ANY
EMBARRASSING FOOTBALL FAILS,

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LIKE THE ONES WE
HAVE IN THIS CLIP.

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(wacky music plays)

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE
RIGHT CLIP. PLEASE PLAY

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THE FOOTBALL FAILS.

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(same wacky music plays)

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FINE, UH... LET'S JUST END
WITH MAYBE LIKE A DOG--

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LIKE A DOG HOLDING A FOOTBALL
IN HIS MOUTH. DO WE HAVE THAT?

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(sound of a dog barking)
>: PERFECT. TOUCHDOWN.

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GOAL. WHATEVER.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

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BYE.

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