Fuck that. Don't you know that only douchbags give themselves nicknames?! You think you can gloss over that BASIC FACT OF LIFE by letting us pick from a list of names that you made?! YOU CAN'T WATER DOWN THE DOUCHINESS! It only makes it grow! So listen. Let's cut to the chase. You don't want to be a douchbag and I got a nickname for you. "B.T.R." The initia... more >
Fuck that. Don't you know that only douchbags give themselves nicknames?! You think you can gloss over that BASIC FACT OF LIFE by letting us pick from a list of names that you made?! YOU CAN'T WATER DOWN THE DOUCHINESS! It only makes it grow! So listen. Let's cut to the chase. You don't want to be a douchbag and I got a nickname for you. "B.T.R." The initials stand for Bloated Tim Robbins. Cause that's what you remind me of - A Bloated Tim Robbins. Take it. Enjoy it. Maybe that liberal skank, Sarandon, will give you a hand job or something. Though you could probably score that just by being a douchebag. Ah do whatever the hell you want! I'm through with you!!!
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This is supposed to be funny or die??? I got nothing.
Fuck that. Don't you know that only douchbags give themselves nicknames?! You think you can gloss over that BASIC FACT OF LIFE by letting us pick from a list of names that you made?! YOU CAN'T WATER DOWN THE DOUCHINESS! It only makes it grow! So listen. Let's cut to the chase. You don't want to be a douchbag and I got a nickname for you. "B.T.R." The initia... more >
lets be honest... i dont think u can go wrong with any of them
You are The PRESTONATER. Don't pull a 'MUNSON'. Isn't that from KINGPIN?