P.S. I won’t tell you how many whole turkey’s my husband has had to remove from weirdos, well you know…From The opposite end of where it should enter. :0) Gosh so many accidents with people falling in the kitchen butt naked & landing slap ass right on that hot, juicy turkey!
I had to laugh because I really am allergic to tree nuts & peanuts. My mother-in-law has tried to kill me 5 times with pecans in the turkey stuffing. NO JOKE! I think I need to take her on Jerry Springer. Thank God my husband is an ER Physcian so I am still alive & well. You get my funny vote!
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Shortz looks like Michael Cera
hahahahaha
I choose life officer Shortz. HA!
hahahahhaaaa ha
P.S. I won’t tell you how many whole turkey’s my husband has had to remove from weirdos, well you know…From The opposite end of where it should enter. :0) Gosh so many accidents with people falling in the kitchen butt naked & landing slap ass right on that hot, juicy turkey!
I had to laugh because I really am allergic to tree nuts & peanuts. My mother-in-law has tried to kill me 5 times with pecans in the turkey stuffing. NO JOKE! I think I need to take her on Jerry Springer. Thank God my husband is an ER Physcian so I am still alive & well. You get my funny vote!
Eh. Well worn territory.
Hey, I ate out alone! And I didn’t carve anyone’s niece!
I love the freeze frame when he says “Aids blood”. pumpkin pie is nasty, gimme the fear of allergic reaction to pecans anyday.
Gobble Gobble! Check out WAYNE VS THE CONE It’s Turkey-tastic!!