That's a manly stache. Kranepool's is cool too.

Shortz looks like Michael Cera

hahahahaha

I choose life officer Shortz. HA!

hahahahhaaaa ha

P.S. I won’t tell you how many whole turkey’s my husband has had to remove from weirdos, well you know…From The opposite end of where it should enter. :0) Gosh so many accidents with people falling in the kitchen butt naked & landing slap ass right on that hot, juicy turkey!

I had to laugh because I really am allergic to tree nuts & peanuts. My mother-in-law has tried to kill me 5 times with pecans in the turkey stuffing. NO JOKE! I think I need to take her on Jerry Springer. Thank God my husband is an ER Physcian so I am still alive & well. You get my funny vote!

Eh. Well worn territory.

Hey, I ate out alone! And I didn’t carve anyone’s niece!

I love the freeze frame when he says “Aids blood”. pumpkin pie is nasty, gimme the fear of allergic reaction to pecans anyday.