P.S. I won’t tell you how many whole turkey’s my husband has had to remove from weirdos, well you know…From The opposite end of where it should enter. :0) Gosh so many accidents with people falling in the kitchen butt naked & landing slap ass right on that hot, juicy turkey!
I had to laugh because I really am allergic to tree nuts & peanuts. My mother-in-law has tried to kill me 5 times with pecans in the turkey stuffing. NO JOKE! I think I need to take her on Jerry Springer. Thank God my husband is an ER Physcian so I am still alive & well. You get my funny vote!
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P.S. I won’t tell you how many whole turkey’s my husband has had to remove from weirdos, well you know…From The opposite end of where it should enter. :0) Gosh so many accidents with people falling in the kitchen butt naked & landing slap ass right on that hot, juicy turkey!
(posted 6 months ago)
I had to laugh because I really am allergic to tree nuts & peanuts. My mother-in-law has tried to kill me 5 times with pecans in the turkey stuffing. NO JOKE! I think I need to take her on Jerry Springer. Thank God my husband is an ER Physcian so I am still alive & well. You get my funny vote!
(posted 6 months ago)
Eh. Well worn territory.
(posted 7 months ago)
Hey, I ate out alone! And I didn’t carve anyone’s niece!
(posted 7 months ago)
I love the freeze frame when he says “Aids blood”. pumpkin pie is nasty, gimme the fear of allergic reaction to pecans anyday.
(posted 7 months ago)
Gobble Gobble! Check out WAYNE VS THE CONE It’s Turkey-tastic!!
(posted 7 months ago)
So killing guests is bad? Even really annoying guests?
(posted 7 months ago)
Was that John Dillenger on the morgue slab?
(posted 7 months ago)
I already feel safer.
(posted 7 months ago)
missed not burning down the house
(posted 7 months ago)
Kind of annoying, but there were some giggle moments.
(posted 7 months ago)