Honesty.... Is a Policy

Description: If I told you were the most beautiful girl in the room would you know I was only trying to get into you poom poom poom I guess it's honesty you want I guess it's honesty you need you tell me to stop lying tellin me not to mislead I guess I must come clean I guess I must confess I think you do look fat in that dress I said so many lies some I can't remember no more like the time I told you it was just a cold sore I never wanted a child never want a kid And your vagina smelled like a dirty dead squid Remember I told you I was 21 well I'm really 33 Everytime I drank apple juice yeah that was my pee i told I love you that's a lie you though tI really loved I was just high don't want me to lie don't want me to pretend the only reason i'm with you is cuz I wanna bang your friend I told you you were the one for me well you were... one outta 3 I guess it's honesty you want I guess it's honesty you crave your legs and your bush yeah you gotta shave I guess I must come clean I guess I must confess every friday night I cross dress I said so many lies you fell for them all ps I only got one ball You say you want what's real you say you want what's true I ordered a bunch of porn on pay per view I told you once I told you twice honesty got its price Every time you itch down there yeah that's pubic lice I gave you herpes I gave you gonoreah your horrible cooking gave me diarhea you want more truth you want it honey another reason I'm with you is you got money I'm being honest I'm not being mean but I like girl that are under 14 let me tell you a few things you thought were honesty Yeah of course I put a condom on I never had sex with your mom Of course I pulled out on time I've never been convicted of a crime I'll be your one defender I never was a sex offender that dress is not mine never had sex with a swine So if I told you you're the one for me and I'll never quit you figured out by now that I'm so full of shit I guess it's honesty you want guess it's honesty you need yeah girl that vagina will bleed don't wanna lie don't wanna stary oh yeah by the way I'm gay This is the truth it ain't no lie I could only sleep with you cuz you looked like a guy I guess I said it all got nothing left to say you should really stop hitting the buffet I guess it's honesty you want I guess it's honesty you need you tell me to stop lying tellin me not to mislead I guess I must come clean I guess I must confess everything I said was total bs