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Published April 22, 2014 39k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS

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(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.

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(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,

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(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,

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(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
YOU WENT TO, UH...

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-WE WENT TO TEMECULA.
-YEAH.

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-CALI OF CLASS.
-(DRINKING SOUNDS)

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YEAH THERE'S A LOT OF VINEYARDS.
YOU KNOW THOSE VINEYARDS

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DIDN'T START UNTIL THE 80S?

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NO, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT, 70S.

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YEAH, WELL I GUESS LIKE--
SEE YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT THAT.

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YOU WERE A WHOLE DECADE OFF.

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WELL I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, IS THIS

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NOT IN A WEIRD PLACE FOR DOING THE WINES?

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AND THEY WERE LIKE--

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OOH...

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-HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN DRINKING?
-DID YOU PHRASE IT LIKE THAT?

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I WAS LIKE, I
HAVEN'T HAD A LICK TO DRINK.

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-NO.
-UNDERSTAND ME.

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I'M PROUD OF MY SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
DEAL WITH THIS.

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SO, I WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU NEED
TO GROW GRAPES OUT HERE?

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THERE WERE LIKE, "JUST DRAINAGE."

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AND I GO, SO YOU CAN JUST GROW
GRAPES FOREVER AND JUST CALL

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IT A VINEYARD? BASICALLY.

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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED--

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I LOVE THAT YOU GO TO A VINEYARD,
AND YOU CHALLENGE.

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THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS PROVE IT.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?

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(LAUGHS) NO YOU DON'T. NO WAY.

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WELL YOU KNOW, I'M
THE MAGYVER OF VINEYARDS.

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YEAH.

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AND WE WENT TO THAT. WE GOT DAVE
DRUNK WHICH I HADN'T

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DONE IN A WHILE, AND IT WAS AWFUL.

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IT'S THE WORSE.

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I FELL ASLEEP
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE HOUSE.

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YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD DAY DRINK
MORE, BECAUSE THEN

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I WOULD-- I KNOW I WOULD SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT.

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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OPTIONS.

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I KNOW.

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BECAUSE YOUR BODY WOULD BE LIKE,

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FUCK YOU. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW?

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YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUT ME IN
THE SUN, AND DRINK SPARKLING ROSE?

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NO WAY DUDE.

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NO WAY JOSÉ.

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YEAH, MY BODY CALLS ME DUDE.

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DID YOU--

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CUZ...

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OH YEAH, SURFER, SURF TIME.

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THERE IS A BAR THERE CALLED STAMPEDE
THAT IS A COUNTRY

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WESTERN BAR. SO OF COURSE WE WENT,
AND I WAS THINKING LIKE

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I GOT THIS. I AM FROM TEXAS.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING.

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YOU WALKED IN WITH ALL OF THE
CONFIDENCE IN THE WORLD.

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I WAS LIKE I GET IT, COWBOYS,
MARINES, LET ME HANDLE THIS.

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COWBOYS, MARINES?

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COWBOYS AND MARINES. THAT'S WHO
GOES TO THOSE PLACES.

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OOH, THAT'S INTERESTING.

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FOR LINE DANCING?

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-HUH.
-YEAH.

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SO THEY HAD A-- BY THE WAY
IF YOU DON'T THIS ABOUT COUNTRY

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AND WESTERN BARS, THERE IS A
WEIRD CORRAL SYSTEM.

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YES.

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WHERE THERE LIKE METAL BLOCKADES
FOR OUTSIDE DANCING.

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THAT YOU STAND LIKE AROUND. YEAH.

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SO YOU CAN DO INSIDE DANCING,
IF YOU'RE DOING TWO-STEP, YOU

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DO IT AROUND THE OUTSIDE CIRCLE.
SO IT'S BASICALLY

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LIKE PLANETS, ORBITING EACH OTHER--

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YEAH.

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BUT IT'S--

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IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING LIKE, A
ROLLER DERBY OR SOMETHING.

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-IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
-YEAH.

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OK, THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
IN THERE, AND IT

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LOOKED LIKE FUCKING FOOTLOOSE.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, LIKE

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FOOTLOOSE NOW. SO LIKE SHORT,
SHORTS, AND LIKE PLAID SHIRTS

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DAISY DUKE STYLE.

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I THINK THAT WAS FOOTLOOSE THEN TOO.

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-NOO... NO, NO, NO...
-NO IT WASN'T?

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THESE ARE LIKE PANTY
DENIMS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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OOH, RIGHT.

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LIKE, I DON'T WEAR PANTIES WITH
MY DENIMS, BECAUSE I ALREADY

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GOT IT COVERED.

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YEAH.

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BUT MY BUTT'S NOT COVERED.

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SO PANTIES WERE PEEKING OUT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT WORD.

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NO, PANTIES, POCKETS AT THE BOTTOM.

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POCKETS OUT OF YOUR PANTIES?

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POCKETS OUT OF YOUR DENIM PANTIES.

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POCKETS OUT OF YOUR PANTIES
SHOULD BE LIKE, WHO WOULD BE

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FUNNY IN THAT SHOW?

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ANYBODY REALLY.

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(LAUGHS)

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SO ANYWAY, THE WOMAN HAD ON DENIM
PANTIES, THE GUYS HAD ON

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REALLY TIGHT JEANS. THERE WAS A
JAY-Z SONG THAT CAME ON,

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AND EVERYONE STARTED LINE DANCING.

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TO JAY-- THAT'S MY DREAM.

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I WAS LIKE, I'M IN THE
TWILIGHT ZONE.

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MM-HMM. I WOULD'VE JUST LOVED
TO SEE--

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LIKE IF JAY-Z WALKED IN?

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--OF WHITE PEOPLE IN THEIR DENIM.

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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DO
IN LINE DANCING. SMILING, LIKE

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99 PROBLEMS.

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-TO JAY-Z.
-YEAH.

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IF JAY-Z KNEW ABOUT THIS HE WOULD
ABSOLUTELY STOP MAKING MUSIC.

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WELL I WISH HE WOULD.

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OH. WELL, OH SEE, YOU
STARTED THIS WHOLE THING.

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I DID. I SAID, I WENT TO THE
STAMPEDE AND I SAID, ANYONE

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LOOKING TO GET JAY-Z OFF THE RADIO, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A GREAT PLAN.

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AND THEN THEY WERE--

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AND THEY WERE LIKE WHAT IS, AND I
WAS LIKE, PLAY JAY-Z HERE,

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AND I'M GOING TO DO A VIDEO,
AND I'M GOING TO SEND IN THE

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VIDEO, AND I'M GOING TO SAY, UH
EXCUSE ME, AND I'M GOING

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TO DRESS UP AS A WITCH. I'M GOING
TO KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR,

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AND BEYONCÉ'S GOING TO COME OUT,
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE LIKE

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UM, CAN I HELP YOU.

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SHE DOESN'T ANSWER HER OWN DOOR, OK.

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AND I'M GOING TO GO, OH--
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE SO SWEATY,

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AND I'LL GO, OOH, BEAUTIFUL GHOST
SWEAT DRIPPING, CAN I (LAUGHS),

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CAN I WORK AS MAID IN HOME?

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AND SHE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, HUH,
YEAH I COULD USE THE HELP.

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CAN YOU START UPSTAIRS? GOD, CAN
YOU START NOW?

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THEN I POP IN THE VIDEO, AND I GO
LISTEN BUSTER, YOU THOUGHT

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I WAS A WITCH MAID COMING IN HERE
CLEANING--

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THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT--

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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SO THEN JAY-Z IS LIKE, OH
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TO NOT--

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AND THEN HE JUST STOPS TALKING?

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(LAUGHS) AND THEN NO ONE EVER
SPEAKS AGAIN, BUT I STILL WORK THERE.

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WELL THE POINT IS--

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NO. WE'RE DONE.

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IT ALL WORKS OUT, AND I BECOME
A BEAUTIFUL MAN. I TAKE

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OFF ALL OF MY CLOTHES. AND THEN
BEYONCÉ RELEASES HER NEXT ALBUM,

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AND IT'S CALLED WITCH MAID BE YOURSELF, AND IT'S JUST ME ON

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THE COVER WITH HER.

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IT'S A MESSAGE TO YOU? A PERSONAL
MESSAGE TO YOU FROM BEYONCÉ.

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WITCH MAID BE YOURSELF.

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99 PROBLEMS, BUT A WITCH AIN'T ONE.

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YEAH...

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BRYAN, YOU KNOW THE PAYCHECK
FAIRNESS ACT FAILED.

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I DO.

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YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT?

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YEAH, BECAUSE OF MITCH MCCONNELL
, AND ALL OF THOSE IDIOTS.

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YEAH. I UNDERSTAND WHY WOMAN,
WHY PEOPLE DON'T WANT WOMAN

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TO BE PAYED FAIRLY, BECAUSE
WE'RE DUMB.

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YEAH.

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LIKE, DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERYDAY,
LIKE I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO

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DRIVE A CAR?

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YOU DON'T?

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NO, EVERYDAY, I POP THE TRUNK.
I GET IN, I SCREAM, AND IT NEVER MOVES.

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THAT'S SO WEIRD.

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YEAH.

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THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HOW YOU NOT
DRIVE A CAR.

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I KNOW THAT NOW, BUT I CAN'T
FIGURE IT OUT. YOU KNOW?

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IT'S SO-- YOU OPEN THE FRONT DOOR.
YOU GET IN. YOU TURN IT

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ON, AND DRIVE.

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-OOH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
-YEAH.

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I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT UNTIL THIS
MOMENT ON WHY I WAS SO

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STUPID, IN THIS AREA, BUT THEN
I GOT SOME HELP FROM AMERICAN

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LIBERTARIAN SCIENTIST CHARLES MURRAY.

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(BRYAN): OOH, AN AMERICAN
LIBERTARIAN SCIENTIST. OK.

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SO DR. LIBERTARIAN CHARLES MURRAY.

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LOVE IT.

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SO HE MADE SOME STATEMENTS ABOUT
WOMAN, AT THE UNIVERSITY

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OF TEXAS, UM, THINGY. HE WAS
A TALKER. HE WAS DOING A TALK.

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-OH.
-YEAH.

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-A TALKER, YEAH.
-YEAH.

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I'VE BEDDED ONE OF THOSE.

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HE TOLD THE AUDIENCE AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

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THAT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE SHOWING
THAT ANY WOMAN

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HAS EVER BEEN A SIGNIFICANT
ORIGINAL THINKER, BUT THEY

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DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN A SIGNIFICANT
ORIGINAL STINKER.

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OH, I LOVE THAT.

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SO WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE WAS
DEFENDING STATEMENTS THAT HE MADE

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IN 2005--

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WITH THAT.

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YEAH. OH, IT GETS BETTER.

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AND I DON'T MEAN IT IN A GAY WAY.

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OH RIGHT SURE.

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I MEAN LIKE, IT GETS ACTUALLY WORSE.

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YEAH.

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SO HE SAID IN 2005, THAT WOMAN
HAVE NOT HAD SIGNIFICANT ROLES

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IN THE FIELD OF PHILOSOPHY, AND
HE SAYS, "UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME

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EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, I'LL
STICK WITH THAT STATEMENT."

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I HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
IT'S CALLED WALK

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OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER, OPEN
A BROWSER, GO TO WIKIPEDIA,

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AND YOU PUT IN FEMALE PHILOSOPHER,
AND YOU GET YOUR

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FUCKING MIND BLOWN DUDE.

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YEAH.

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BECAUSE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE.

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TOTALLY.

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I DIDN'T ACTUALLY--

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LINDA RONSTADT.

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LINDA RONSTADT.

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UH, JAMIE BURKE.

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YEAH.

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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

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MELISSA JOAN HART.

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UH-HUH.

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SO CHARLES MURRAY IS ALSO--
THIS IS ANOTHER FUN FACT ABOUT HIM--

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SCIENTIST CHARLES MURRARY.

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SCIENTIST LIBERTARIAN CHARLES MURRAY

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IS ALSO THE ADVISOR TO TEXAS GOP
GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE

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GREG ABBOTT. CHARLIE BACKS UP
HIS CLAIMS, BY SAYING THAT WOMAN

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ARE DUMB BECAUSE
THEIR BRAINS ARE SO SMALL.

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AND HE SAID QUOTE, "WHEN YOU
COMPARE THE SIZE OF A MAN'S BRAIN

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WITH THAT OF A WOMAN, THERE'S
NO COMPARISON." I THINK IT'S LAZY

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TO SAY WHEN YOU COMPARE THE SIZE
OF A MAN'S BRAIN TO

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A WOMAN, THERE'S NO COMPARISON,
BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT.

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YEAH.

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SO HE'S FALLEN INTO HIS OWN TRAP.

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TOTALLY.

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ACCORDING TO A STUDY DONE BY
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA THEY

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DISCOVERED THAT YES, MEN HAVE
MORE NEURONS IN THEIR BRAIN,

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BUT WOMAN ACTUALLY USE LESS
ENERGY, AND THEY BOTH ACHIEVE

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THE SAME RESULTS.

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OF COURSE. RIGHT

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SO THE SIZE
OF THE BRAINS DON'T MEAN

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NOTHING WHEN IT COMES
TO LADY SMARTS.

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YEP.

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YEAH. HE CLAIMS THAT OUR TINY
RAT BRAINS THAT ARE RATTLING AROUND.

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CAN YOU HEAR IT?

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I ACTUALLY CAN.

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YEAH. IS WHY WE EARN
LESS MONEY THAN MEN.

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MM-HMM.

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HE SAID THAT EQUAL PAY LAWS WOULD
HURT WOMAN BECAUSE YOU

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DON'T PAY THE SAME AT THE PUMP
FOR REGULAR, AND SUPREME.

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AND EVERYBODY, JUST LET'S--

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(GASPS)

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YOU KNOW THAT REALITY SHOW
CALLED LOGIC KING?

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YES.

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THIS GUY'S...

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(TOGETHER): WON IT.

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FORGET IT. EVERYONE GO HOME.

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AND WHEN GREG ABBOTT, WHO
CHARLIE IS WORKING FOR WAS

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ASKED DID HE AGREE WITH CHARLIE'S
STATEMENT, HE SAID

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CHARLES IS A SMART GUY. IF
HE SAYS WOMAN ARE INFERIOR THAN MEN

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WHO ARE WE TO ARGUE?

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THIS IS NOT A SMART PERSON. THIS
IS A MANIAC.

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YEAH. WELL HERE'S WHAT
ELSE IS FUCKED UP. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY

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WHO'S A FOUNDER OF PRO FAMILY
ORGANIZATION EAGLE FORUM. PHYLLIS

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IS SAYING THAT PROVIDING WOMAN
WITH EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK

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WOULD DETER THEIR CHANCES OF
FINDING A SUITABLE MATE.

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OK.

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SO, SHE'S SAYING THAT SINCE
A WOMAN PREFERS TO MARRY A MAN

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WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN A WOMAN
DOES DECREASING THE

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GENDER PAY GAP WOULD LEAVE WOMAN
UNABLE TO SECURE A HUSBAND.

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I DON'T KNOW WHEN PHYLLIS CAME
OUT OF THE BOMB SHELTER--

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MM-HMM.

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--LIKE I JUST IMAGINE 30 YEARS AGO
SHE LIKE PUSHED THE ROCK

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ASIDE. SHE HAD HER LIKE CAN
OF BEANS, HER LIKE NIXON SHIRT, OR WHATEVER--

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TOTALLY--

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--YOU KNOW. AND SHE WAS LIKE,
"OH, WE'RE FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA?"

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-YEAH, DIDN'T GET IT.
--LIKE SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

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AND THIS IS ANOTHER THING SHE'S
NOT GETTING. SHE SAID THAT

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WOMAN ALSO DON'T DESERVE EQUAL PAY,
BECAUSE THEY WORK FEWER

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HOURS PER DAY, PER WEEK, AND PER
YEAR, AND PLACE A MUCH HIGHER

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VALUE ON PLEASANT WORKING CONDITIONS
LIKE A CLEAN

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COMFORTABLE, AIR CONDITIONED OFFICE
WITH CONGENIAL CO-WORKERS.

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SO, SEPARATE ONES--

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IS SHE-- YOU TALK ABOUT ALLITERATION.
CLEAN COMFORTABLE CONGENIAL.

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WHERE IS SHE--

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COFFEE, CLEANLINESS, COMFORT.

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW GUYS
GET TO GO TO WORK IN--

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THAT'S WHAT I WANT IN MY
CLINICAL... (LAUGHS)

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MY CLINICAL OFFICE. CARING.
COME TO CLEAN CARE.

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THE COSMOPOLITAN CARE CENTER. KENTER. FOR--

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IN CANTON KENTUCKY.

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YEAH. (LAUGHS)

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BASICALLY SHE THINKS THIS IS
RIDICULOUS, WE SHOULD KEEP

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THE PAY GAP. WOMAN SHOULD BE YOU KNOW, FINDING--

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EARNING $.77 CENTS OR WHATEVER IT IS.

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YEAH. WE GOTTA, WE GOTTA KEEP
WOMAN EARNING LESS SO THEY CAN

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BE IN A SITUATION THAT THEY'RE
ABSOLUTELY UNHEALTHY IN.

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MM-HMM.

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AND SO THEY CAN TOTALLY DO A FUCKING
KATE CHOPIN,

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WALK INTO THE OCEAN, AND KILL
THEMSELVES.

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YEP.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOUTH CAROLINA?

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I LOVE WHEN YOU DO SALLY KELLERMAN.

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OH, DOES THAT SOUND LIKE HIDDEN
VALLEY RANCH?

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ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT--

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I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO A SOUTHERN ACCENT.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOUTH CAROLINA?

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OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S MORE FOGHORN LEGHORN.

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YEAH.

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SOUTH CAROLINA? MMHH...

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NO.

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YEAH, IT'S THE ONE BELOW...

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NORTH CAROLINA.

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OOH. IT'S NOT ONE OF THE DAKOTAS.

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NO. WELL ERIN, YOU'VE HEARD OF THE
EMPLOYEE NON DISCRIMINATION ACT?

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MM-HMM. ENDA.

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ENDA, WHICH BASICALLY WOULD MAKE IT--
CONGRESS KEEPS TRYING

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TO PUSH IT THROUGH. IT HAS NEVER
HAPPENED. IT BASICALLY WOULD

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JUST PREVENT LGBT PEOPLE FROM GETTING
FIRED OR-- FOR SIMPLY

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FOR BEING GAY.

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YEAH.

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WE HAVE SEEN VERY RECENTLY IN
SOUTH CAROLINA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SUCH A LAW

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ISN'T IN EFFECT AT ALL.

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SO THERE'S A SOUTH CAROLINA TOWN
CALLED, I THINK LATTA.

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L-A-T-T-A.

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OH, YEAH.

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WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA
MESS (LAUGHS) GOING ON THERE.

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HOW DOES ANYBODY ORDER COFFEE
WITH MILK IN IT THERE?

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I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T SAY LATTE.

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MM-MMH.

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SO, THE MAYOR OF THIS PLACE, EARL
BULLARD...

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(LAUGHS)

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EARL BULLARD, RECENTLY FIRED THE--

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OH, THE SHERIFF.

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YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?

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I ONLY READ THAT ONE SENTENCE.

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YEAH, WELL SHE'S NOT THE SHERIFF,
SHE'S LIKE THE

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POLICE CHIEF--

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OOH.

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HAS BEEN THERE FOR 20 YEARS, AND
RECENTLY FIRED HER, SHE'S A LESBIAN,

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BECAUSE SHE RECEIVED--
HE FIRED HER AFTER SHE RECEIVED
7 REPRIMANDS IN 4 DAYS,

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WHICH ELEGED THAT SHE FAILED
TO MAINTAIN ORDER, AND

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QUESTIONED AUTHORITY AMONG
OTHER OFFENSES. SHE'S BEEN ON THIS

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JOB 20 YEARS. HAS NEVER HAD A
REPRIMAND EVER.

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AND IS THIS MAYOR NEW?

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YES. RECEIVED 7 IN
4 DAYS FROM THIS NEW MAYOR.

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HE ALSO BROKE PROTOCOL BY NOT GIVING
HER ANY-- HER NAME'S

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CRYSTAL MOORE, BY NOT GIVING
CRYSTAL ANY WARNINGS.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM
A WRITTEN WARNING WHEN YOU'RE

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WRITING SOMEONE UP
LIKE THAT FOR WRONG DOING--

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SO HE JUST GRABBED THE PAD OF LIKE
DETENTIONS OR WHATEVER. --

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TOOK HIS OWN ACTION. EXACTLY.

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JUST LIKE, "I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
I'M EARL BULLARD.

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AND SO--

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THAT WAS HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

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YES. I WILL SAY, THAT PEOPLE
FREAKED OUT--

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IN THE TOWN?

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YEAH. AND WERE LIKE-- I WOULDN'T
SAY EVERYONE, BUT

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MANY PEOPLE WERE PROTESTING
HOLDING PRAYER VIGILS, WHICH

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IS WHAT I GUESS YOU DO IN A
SITUATION LIKE THAT IN THE SOUTH.

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OH, YEAH ABSOLUTELY.

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SO CRYSTAL MOORE SAID FROM ALL OF THIS, SHE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT

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WE STILL HAVE NO EQUAL
RIGHTS. THAT'S THE BIGGEST ISSUE.

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I'VE BEEN HARASSED, INTIMIDATED,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S

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BEEN THIS PUBLIC. I TRIED LIVING
A QUIET DECENT LIFE,

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AND I DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO."

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SO SAD.

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OH IT'S AWFUL.

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I KNOW.

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WHAT IS BUD HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS?

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OK, SO HERE'S WHAT HE SAID.
THERE WAS AN AUDIO RECORDING

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TAPED BY A COUNCILMAN, NAMED
JARED TAYLOR IN LATTA OF A

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PHONE CALL THE MAYOR HAD WHERE
HE WENT ON THIS CRAZY TIRADE ABOUT HER.

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AND HE SAID, "I WOULD MUCH RATHER
HAVE SOMEBODY WHO DRANK

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AND DRANK TOO MUCH TAKING CARE
OF MY CHILD THAN I HAD SOMEBODY

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WHOSE LIFESTYLE IS QUESTIONABLE
AROUND CHILDREN.

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BECAUSE THAT AIN'T THE DAMN WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE."

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THIS WHOLE THING, IT DRIVES ME
CRAZY WHEN HE SAYS LIKE,

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"I'M NOT GOING TO LET MY CHILD
BE AROUND..." WHAT?

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TWO PEOPLE FUCKING? WHY WOULD YOU?

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PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT.

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PEOPLE WERE ASKING HIM TO RESIGN.
HE'S NOT COMMENTING ON

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ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

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HE'S JUST FUCKING DUG HIMSELF, A
BIG OL' HOLE.

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YEAH.

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THE GOOD IN THIS IS THAT THE
WORLD IS CLEARLY CHANGING.

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THAT SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA
COULD BE PROTESTS

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OVER-- I MEAN I FEEL LIKE EVEN
10 YEARS AGO IT WOULD'VE BEEN

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AN OUTRAGE, BUT IT WOULD'VE--
LIKE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
CRAZY. AND LIKE I FEEL LIKE

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NOW THERE'S A NEW POLL THAT CAME
OUT THIS WEEK THAT

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TEXAS IS MORE IN FAVOR OF
GAY MARRIAGE THAN NOT. WHICH IS INCREDIBLE.

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GREAT.

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SO LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I DEFINITELY
THINK THAT THINGS ARE

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GETTING BETTER, BUT THIS IS
JUST LIKE THE MAJOR EXAMPLE

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OF WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE PROTECTIONS
FOR YOU KNOW...

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IT'S LEGAL TO DO THIS.

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YES.

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TOTALLY LEGAL.

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I HAD A FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I
REMEMBER, HE WAS LIKE

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THE DAD WHO WOULD LET EVERYONE
DRANK WITH. AND WE WERE SITTING IN

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I DON'T WANT TO SAY--

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MAN, THIS DUDE SOUNDS AWESOME.

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YEAH. WE WERE SITTING IN THE
GARAGE-- THE GIST OF THE STORY

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WAS THAT HE WAS LIKE, ANYWAY
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE IN

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TROUBLE BUT THEN I SEE WHO'S ABOUT
TO COME OUT OF THE CAR,

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AND IT'S ONE OF THEM
MOTHER FUCKING BITCH COPS.

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HE WAS LIKE BASICALLY EXPLAINED
TO US THAT HE WASN'T AFRAID

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OF GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE
IT WAS A WOMAN.

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THAT IS A--

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THAT IS SO SCARY.
WHEN YOU'RE 17 AND DRUNK.

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AND THAT IS THE THING, THAT IS
A ... FOR A WOMAN. YOU HAVE

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TO WORK ABOUT A 100 TIMES HARDER
TO PROVE YOURSELF IN SOMETHING

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THAT IS DOMINATED BY MEN.
AND TO BE A LESBIAN ON TOP OF THAT?

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CAN'T IMAGINE.

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I MEAN THIS WOMAN LIKE, KIND OF
BROKE THROUGH AND LIKE BEAT

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THE ODDS ON HOW HER LIFE WOULD
TURN OUT IN A SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN.

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AND AGAIN, I THINK SOME PEOPLE HAVE
SAID,LIKE WELL SHE COULD ALWAYS

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BE THE POLICE CHIEF
IN ANOTHER TOWN, DA-DA-DA...

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WHY? SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE.

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SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE
WHEREVER SHE WANTS--

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OH SHE HAS TO LEAVE?

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--AND CHIEF AROUND TOWN
LIKE A CHIEF WOULD.

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OOH, YOUR SAYING-- A HEAD DRESS?

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YEAH. OH IS THAT WHAT KIND OF
CHIEF SHE IS?

404

YEAH, I THINK, I AM NOT FOR SURE
BUT I IMAGINE THAT SHE'S

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LIKE AN INDIAN. I IMAGINE THAT
IT'S JUST LIKE A DANCES WITH
WOLVES SITUATION.

406

OH, YEAH, SO DID THEY KICK HER
OUT OF HER TEEPEE?

407

YEAH, PROBABLY.

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BUT UM, CRYSTAL MOORE GOOD LUCK.

409

WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.

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YEAH, AND UM, I HOPE
YOU SPELL YOUR NAME WITH A C.

411

YEP, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU SHOULD
GET ON YOUR SIDE IS ROGER MOORE

412

FROM 007 MOVIES.

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OH BECAUSE THEY HAVE
THE SAME LAST NAME?

414

YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO
HAD THE TUXEDO.

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WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

416

SORRY.

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