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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS
(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.
(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,
(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,
(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,
(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.
(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
YOU WENT TO, UH...
-WE WENT TO TEMECULA.
-YEAH.
-CALI OF CLASS.
-(DRINKING SOUNDS)
YEAH THERE'S A LOT OF VINEYARDS.
YOU KNOW THOSE VINEYARDS
DIDN'T START UNTIL THE 80S?
NO, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT, 70S.
YEAH, WELL I GUESS LIKE--
SEE YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT THAT.
YOU WERE A WHOLE DECADE OFF.
WELL I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT IT,
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, IS THIS
NOT IN A WEIRD PLACE FOR DOING THE WINES?
AND THEY WERE LIKE--
OOH...
-HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN DRINKING?
-DID YOU PHRASE IT LIKE THAT?
I WAS LIKE, I
HAVEN'T HAD A LICK TO DRINK.
-NO.
-UNDERSTAND ME.
I'M PROUD OF MY SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
DEAL WITH THIS.
SO, I WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU NEED
TO GROW GRAPES OUT HERE?
THERE WERE LIKE, "JUST DRAINAGE."
AND I GO, SO YOU CAN JUST GROW
GRAPES FOREVER AND JUST CALL
IT A VINEYARD? BASICALLY.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED--
I LOVE THAT YOU GO TO A VINEYARD,
AND YOU CHALLENGE.
THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS PROVE IT.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
(LAUGHS) NO YOU DON'T. NO WAY.
WELL YOU KNOW, I'M
THE MAGYVER OF VINEYARDS.
YEAH.
AND WE WENT TO THAT. WE GOT DAVE
DRUNK WHICH I HADN'T
DONE IN A WHILE, AND IT WAS AWFUL.
IT'S THE WORSE.
I FELL ASLEEP
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE HOUSE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD DAY DRINK
MORE, BECAUSE THEN
I WOULD-- I KNOW I WOULD SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OPTIONS.
I KNOW.
BECAUSE YOUR BODY WOULD BE LIKE,
FUCK YOU. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PUT ME IN
THE SUN, AND DRINK SPARKLING ROSE?
NO WAY DUDE.
NO WAY JOSÉ.
YEAH, MY BODY CALLS ME DUDE.
DID YOU--
CUZ...
OH YEAH, SURFER, SURF TIME.
THERE IS A BAR THERE CALLED STAMPEDE
THAT IS A COUNTRY
WESTERN BAR. SO OF COURSE WE WENT,
AND I WAS THINKING LIKE
I GOT THIS. I AM FROM TEXAS.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING.
YOU WALKED IN WITH ALL OF THE
CONFIDENCE IN THE WORLD.
I WAS LIKE I GET IT, COWBOYS,
MARINES, LET ME HANDLE THIS.
COWBOYS, MARINES?
COWBOYS AND MARINES. THAT'S WHO
GOES TO THOSE PLACES.
OOH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
FOR LINE DANCING?
-HUH.
-YEAH.
SO THEY HAD A-- BY THE WAY
IF YOU DON'T THIS ABOUT COUNTRY
AND WESTERN BARS, THERE IS A
WEIRD CORRAL SYSTEM.
YES.
WHERE THERE LIKE METAL BLOCKADES
FOR OUTSIDE DANCING.
THAT YOU STAND LIKE AROUND. YEAH.
SO YOU CAN DO INSIDE DANCING,
IF YOU'RE DOING TWO-STEP, YOU
DO IT AROUND THE OUTSIDE CIRCLE.
SO IT'S BASICALLY
LIKE PLANETS, ORBITING EACH OTHER--
YEAH.
BUT IT'S--
IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING LIKE, A
ROLLER DERBY OR SOMETHING.
-IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
-YEAH.
OK, THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
IN THERE, AND IT
LOOKED LIKE FUCKING FOOTLOOSE.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, LIKE
FOOTLOOSE NOW. SO LIKE SHORT,
SHORTS, AND LIKE PLAID SHIRTS
DAISY DUKE STYLE.
I THINK THAT WAS FOOTLOOSE THEN TOO.
-NOO... NO, NO, NO...
-NO IT WASN'T?
THESE ARE LIKE PANTY
DENIMS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
OOH, RIGHT.
LIKE, I DON'T WEAR PANTIES WITH
MY DENIMS, BECAUSE I ALREADY
GOT IT COVERED.
YEAH.
BUT MY BUTT'S NOT COVERED.
SO PANTIES WERE PEEKING OUT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT WORD.
NO, PANTIES, POCKETS AT THE BOTTOM.
POCKETS OUT OF YOUR PANTIES?
POCKETS OUT OF YOUR DENIM PANTIES.
POCKETS OUT OF YOUR PANTIES
SHOULD BE LIKE, WHO WOULD BE
FUNNY IN THAT SHOW?
ANYBODY REALLY.
(LAUGHS)
SO ANYWAY, THE WOMAN HAD ON DENIM
PANTIES, THE GUYS HAD ON
REALLY TIGHT JEANS. THERE WAS A
JAY-Z SONG THAT CAME ON,
AND EVERYONE STARTED LINE DANCING.
TO JAY-- THAT'S MY DREAM.
I WAS LIKE, I'M IN THE
TWILIGHT ZONE.
MM-HMM. I WOULD'VE JUST LOVED
TO SEE--
LIKE IF JAY-Z WALKED IN?
--OF WHITE PEOPLE IN THEIR DENIM.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DO
IN LINE DANCING. SMILING, LIKE
PROBLEMS.
-TO JAY-Z.
-YEAH.
IF JAY-Z KNEW ABOUT THIS HE WOULD
ABSOLUTELY STOP MAKING MUSIC.
WELL I WISH HE WOULD.
OH. WELL, OH SEE, YOU
STARTED THIS WHOLE THING.
I DID. I SAID, I WENT TO THE
STAMPEDE AND I SAID, ANYONE
LOOKING TO GET JAY-Z OFF THE RADIO, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A GREAT PLAN.
AND THEN THEY WERE--
AND THEY WERE LIKE WHAT IS, AND I
WAS LIKE, PLAY JAY-Z HERE,
AND I'M GOING TO DO A VIDEO,
AND I'M GOING TO SEND IN THE
VIDEO, AND I'M GOING TO SAY, UH
EXCUSE ME, AND I'M GOING
TO DRESS UP AS A WITCH. I'M GOING
TO KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR,
AND BEYONCÉ'S GOING TO COME OUT,
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE LIKE
UM, CAN I HELP YOU.
SHE DOESN'T ANSWER HER OWN DOOR, OK.
AND I'M GOING TO GO, OH--
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE SO SWEATY,
AND I'LL GO, OOH, BEAUTIFUL GHOST
SWEAT DRIPPING, CAN I (LAUGHS),
CAN I WORK AS MAID IN HOME?
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, HUH,
YEAH I COULD USE THE HELP.
CAN YOU START UPSTAIRS? GOD, CAN
YOU START NOW?
THEN I POP IN THE VIDEO, AND I GO
LISTEN BUSTER, YOU THOUGHT
I WAS A WITCH MAID COMING IN HERE
CLEANING--
THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT--
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
SO THEN JAY-Z IS LIKE, OH
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TO NOT--
AND THEN HE JUST STOPS TALKING?
(LAUGHS) AND THEN NO ONE EVER
SPEAKS AGAIN, BUT I STILL WORK THERE.
WELL THE POINT IS--
NO. WE'RE DONE.
IT ALL WORKS OUT, AND I BECOME
A BEAUTIFUL MAN. I TAKE
OFF ALL OF MY CLOTHES. AND THEN
BEYONCÉ RELEASES HER NEXT ALBUM,
AND IT'S CALLED WITCH MAID BE YOURSELF, AND IT'S JUST ME ON
THE COVER WITH HER.
IT'S A MESSAGE TO YOU? A PERSONAL
MESSAGE TO YOU FROM BEYONCÉ.
WITCH MAID BE YOURSELF.
PROBLEMS, BUT A WITCH AIN'T ONE.
YEAH...
BRYAN, YOU KNOW THE PAYCHECK
FAIRNESS ACT FAILED.
I DO.
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT?
YEAH, BECAUSE OF MITCH MCCONNELL
, AND ALL OF THOSE IDIOTS.
YEAH. I UNDERSTAND WHY WOMAN,
WHY PEOPLE DON'T WANT WOMAN
TO BE PAYED FAIRLY, BECAUSE
WE'RE DUMB.
YEAH.
LIKE, DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERYDAY,
LIKE I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO
DRIVE A CAR?
YOU DON'T?
NO, EVERYDAY, I POP THE TRUNK.
I GET IN, I SCREAM, AND IT NEVER MOVES.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
YEAH.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HOW YOU NOT
DRIVE A CAR.
I KNOW THAT NOW, BUT I CAN'T
FIGURE IT OUT. YOU KNOW?
IT'S SO-- YOU OPEN THE FRONT DOOR.
YOU GET IN. YOU TURN IT
ON, AND DRIVE.
-OOH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
-YEAH.
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT UNTIL THIS
MOMENT ON WHY I WAS SO
STUPID, IN THIS AREA, BUT THEN
I GOT SOME HELP FROM AMERICAN
LIBERTARIAN SCIENTIST CHARLES MURRAY.
(BRYAN): OOH, AN AMERICAN
LIBERTARIAN SCIENTIST. OK.
SO DR. LIBERTARIAN CHARLES MURRAY.
LOVE IT.
SO HE MADE SOME STATEMENTS ABOUT
WOMAN, AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF TEXAS, UM, THINGY. HE WAS
A TALKER. HE WAS DOING A TALK.
-OH.
-YEAH.
-A TALKER, YEAH.
-YEAH.
I'VE BEDDED ONE OF THOSE.
HE TOLD THE AUDIENCE AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS
THAT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE SHOWING
THAT ANY WOMAN
HAS EVER BEEN A SIGNIFICANT
ORIGINAL THINKER, BUT THEY
DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN A SIGNIFICANT
ORIGINAL STINKER.
OH, I LOVE THAT.
SO WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE WAS
DEFENDING STATEMENTS THAT HE MADE
IN 2005--
WITH THAT.
YEAH. OH, IT GETS BETTER.
AND I DON'T MEAN IT IN A GAY WAY.
OH RIGHT SURE.
I MEAN LIKE, IT GETS ACTUALLY WORSE.
YEAH.
SO HE SAID IN 2005, THAT WOMAN
HAVE NOT HAD SIGNIFICANT ROLES
IN THE FIELD OF PHILOSOPHY, AND
HE SAYS, "UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME
EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, I'LL
STICK WITH THAT STATEMENT."
I HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
IT'S CALLED WALK
OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER, OPEN
A BROWSER, GO TO WIKIPEDIA,
AND YOU PUT IN FEMALE PHILOSOPHER,
AND YOU GET YOUR
FUCKING MIND BLOWN DUDE.
YEAH.
BECAUSE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE.
TOTALLY.
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY--
LINDA RONSTADT.
LINDA RONSTADT.
UH, JAMIE BURKE.
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
MELISSA JOAN HART.
UH-HUH.
SO CHARLES MURRAY IS ALSO--
THIS IS ANOTHER FUN FACT ABOUT HIM--
SCIENTIST CHARLES MURRARY.
SCIENTIST LIBERTARIAN CHARLES MURRAY
IS ALSO THE ADVISOR TO TEXAS GOP
GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE
GREG ABBOTT. CHARLIE BACKS UP
HIS CLAIMS, BY SAYING THAT WOMAN
ARE DUMB BECAUSE
THEIR BRAINS ARE SO SMALL.
AND HE SAID QUOTE, "WHEN YOU
COMPARE THE SIZE OF A MAN'S BRAIN
WITH THAT OF A WOMAN, THERE'S
NO COMPARISON." I THINK IT'S LAZY
TO SAY WHEN YOU COMPARE THE SIZE
OF A MAN'S BRAIN TO
A WOMAN, THERE'S NO COMPARISON,
BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT.
YEAH.
SO HE'S FALLEN INTO HIS OWN TRAP.
TOTALLY.
ACCORDING TO A STUDY DONE BY
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA THEY
DISCOVERED THAT YES, MEN HAVE
MORE NEURONS IN THEIR BRAIN,
BUT WOMAN ACTUALLY USE LESS
ENERGY, AND THEY BOTH ACHIEVE
THE SAME RESULTS.
OF COURSE. RIGHT
SO THE SIZE
OF THE BRAINS DON'T MEAN
NOTHING WHEN IT COMES
TO LADY SMARTS.
YEP.
YEAH. HE CLAIMS THAT OUR TINY
RAT BRAINS THAT ARE RATTLING AROUND.
CAN YOU HEAR IT?
I ACTUALLY CAN.
YEAH. IS WHY WE EARN
LESS MONEY THAN MEN.
MM-HMM.
HE SAID THAT EQUAL PAY LAWS WOULD
HURT WOMAN BECAUSE YOU
DON'T PAY THE SAME AT THE PUMP
FOR REGULAR, AND SUPREME.
AND EVERYBODY, JUST LET'S--
(GASPS)
YOU KNOW THAT REALITY SHOW
CALLED LOGIC KING?
YES.
THIS GUY'S...
(TOGETHER): WON IT.
FORGET IT. EVERYONE GO HOME.
AND WHEN GREG ABBOTT, WHO
CHARLIE IS WORKING FOR WAS
ASKED DID HE AGREE WITH CHARLIE'S
STATEMENT, HE SAID
CHARLES IS A SMART GUY. IF
HE SAYS WOMAN ARE INFERIOR THAN MEN
WHO ARE WE TO ARGUE?
THIS IS NOT A SMART PERSON. THIS
IS A MANIAC.
YEAH. WELL HERE'S WHAT
ELSE IS FUCKED UP. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
WHO'S A FOUNDER OF PRO FAMILY
ORGANIZATION EAGLE FORUM. PHYLLIS
IS SAYING THAT PROVIDING WOMAN
WITH EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK
WOULD DETER THEIR CHANCES OF
FINDING A SUITABLE MATE.
OK.
SO, SHE'S SAYING THAT SINCE
A WOMAN PREFERS TO MARRY A MAN
WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN A WOMAN
DOES DECREASING THE
GENDER PAY GAP WOULD LEAVE WOMAN
UNABLE TO SECURE A HUSBAND.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN PHYLLIS CAME
OUT OF THE BOMB SHELTER--
MM-HMM.
--LIKE I JUST IMAGINE 30 YEARS AGO
SHE LIKE PUSHED THE ROCK
ASIDE. SHE HAD HER LIKE CAN
OF BEANS, HER LIKE NIXON SHIRT, OR WHATEVER--
TOTALLY--
--YOU KNOW. AND SHE WAS LIKE,
"OH, WE'RE FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA?"
-YEAH, DIDN'T GET IT.
--LIKE SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
AND THIS IS ANOTHER THING SHE'S
NOT GETTING. SHE SAID THAT
WOMAN ALSO DON'T DESERVE EQUAL PAY,
BECAUSE THEY WORK FEWER
HOURS PER DAY, PER WEEK, AND PER
YEAR, AND PLACE A MUCH HIGHER
VALUE ON PLEASANT WORKING CONDITIONS
LIKE A CLEAN
COMFORTABLE, AIR CONDITIONED OFFICE
WITH CONGENIAL CO-WORKERS.
SO, SEPARATE ONES--
IS SHE-- YOU TALK ABOUT ALLITERATION.
CLEAN COMFORTABLE CONGENIAL.
WHERE IS SHE--
COFFEE, CLEANLINESS, COMFORT.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW GUYS
GET TO GO TO WORK IN--
THAT'S WHAT I WANT IN MY
CLINICAL... (LAUGHS)
MY CLINICAL OFFICE. CARING.
COME TO CLEAN CARE.
THE COSMOPOLITAN CARE CENTER. KENTER. FOR--
IN CANTON KENTUCKY.
YEAH. (LAUGHS)
BASICALLY SHE THINKS THIS IS
RIDICULOUS, WE SHOULD KEEP
THE PAY GAP. WOMAN SHOULD BE YOU KNOW, FINDING--
EARNING $.77 CENTS OR WHATEVER IT IS.
YEAH. WE GOTTA, WE GOTTA KEEP
WOMAN EARNING LESS SO THEY CAN
BE IN A SITUATION THAT THEY'RE
ABSOLUTELY UNHEALTHY IN.
MM-HMM.
AND SO THEY CAN TOTALLY DO A FUCKING
KATE CHOPIN,
WALK INTO THE OCEAN, AND KILL
THEMSELVES.
YEP.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOUTH CAROLINA?
I LOVE WHEN YOU DO SALLY KELLERMAN.
OH, DOES THAT SOUND LIKE HIDDEN
VALLEY RANCH?
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT--
I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO A SOUTHERN ACCENT.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOUTH CAROLINA?
OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S MORE FOGHORN LEGHORN.
YEAH.
SOUTH CAROLINA? MMHH...
NO.
YEAH, IT'S THE ONE BELOW...
NORTH CAROLINA.
OOH. IT'S NOT ONE OF THE DAKOTAS.
NO. WELL ERIN, YOU'VE HEARD OF THE
EMPLOYEE NON DISCRIMINATION ACT?
MM-HMM. ENDA.
ENDA, WHICH BASICALLY WOULD MAKE IT--
CONGRESS KEEPS TRYING
TO PUSH IT THROUGH. IT HAS NEVER
HAPPENED. IT BASICALLY WOULD
JUST PREVENT LGBT PEOPLE FROM GETTING
FIRED OR-- FOR SIMPLY
FOR BEING GAY.
YEAH.
WE HAVE SEEN VERY RECENTLY IN
SOUTH CAROLINA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SUCH A LAW
ISN'T IN EFFECT AT ALL.
SO THERE'S A SOUTH CAROLINA TOWN
CALLED, I THINK LATTA.
L-A-T-T-A.
OH, YEAH.
WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA
MESS (LAUGHS) GOING ON THERE.
HOW DOES ANYBODY ORDER COFFEE
WITH MILK IN IT THERE?
I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T SAY LATTE.
MM-MMH.
SO, THE MAYOR OF THIS PLACE, EARL
BULLARD...
(LAUGHS)
EARL BULLARD, RECENTLY FIRED THE--
OH, THE SHERIFF.
YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?
I ONLY READ THAT ONE SENTENCE.
YEAH, WELL SHE'S NOT THE SHERIFF,
SHE'S LIKE THE
POLICE CHIEF--
OOH.
HAS BEEN THERE FOR 20 YEARS, AND
RECENTLY FIRED HER, SHE'S A LESBIAN,
BECAUSE SHE RECEIVED--
HE FIRED HER AFTER SHE RECEIVED
7 REPRIMANDS IN 4 DAYS,
WHICH ELEGED THAT SHE FAILED
TO MAINTAIN ORDER, AND
QUESTIONED AUTHORITY AMONG
OTHER OFFENSES. SHE'S BEEN ON THIS
JOB 20 YEARS. HAS NEVER HAD A
REPRIMAND EVER.
AND IS THIS MAYOR NEW?
YES. RECEIVED 7 IN
4 DAYS FROM THIS NEW MAYOR.
HE ALSO BROKE PROTOCOL BY NOT GIVING
HER ANY-- HER NAME'S
CRYSTAL MOORE, BY NOT GIVING
CRYSTAL ANY WARNINGS.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM
A WRITTEN WARNING WHEN YOU'RE
WRITING SOMEONE UP
LIKE THAT FOR WRONG DOING--
SO HE JUST GRABBED THE PAD OF LIKE
DETENTIONS OR WHATEVER. --
TOOK HIS OWN ACTION. EXACTLY.
JUST LIKE, "I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
I'M EARL BULLARD.
AND SO--
THAT WAS HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.
YES. I WILL SAY, THAT PEOPLE
FREAKED OUT--
IN THE TOWN?
YEAH. AND WERE LIKE-- I WOULDN'T
SAY EVERYONE, BUT
MANY PEOPLE WERE PROTESTING
HOLDING PRAYER VIGILS, WHICH
IS WHAT I GUESS YOU DO IN A
SITUATION LIKE THAT IN THE SOUTH.
OH, YEAH ABSOLUTELY.
SO CRYSTAL MOORE SAID FROM ALL OF THIS, SHE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
WE STILL HAVE NO EQUAL
RIGHTS. THAT'S THE BIGGEST ISSUE.
I'VE BEEN HARASSED, INTIMIDATED,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S
BEEN THIS PUBLIC. I TRIED LIVING
A QUIET DECENT LIFE,
AND I DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO."
SO SAD.
OH IT'S AWFUL.
I KNOW.
WHAT IS BUD HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
OK, SO HERE'S WHAT HE SAID.
THERE WAS AN AUDIO RECORDING
TAPED BY A COUNCILMAN, NAMED
JARED TAYLOR IN LATTA OF A
PHONE CALL THE MAYOR HAD WHERE
HE WENT ON THIS CRAZY TIRADE ABOUT HER.
AND HE SAID, "I WOULD MUCH RATHER
HAVE SOMEBODY WHO DRANK
AND DRANK TOO MUCH TAKING CARE
OF MY CHILD THAN I HAD SOMEBODY
WHOSE LIFESTYLE IS QUESTIONABLE
AROUND CHILDREN.
BECAUSE THAT AIN'T THE DAMN WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE."
THIS WHOLE THING, IT DRIVES ME
CRAZY WHEN HE SAYS LIKE,
"I'M NOT GOING TO LET MY CHILD
BE AROUND..." WHAT?
TWO PEOPLE FUCKING? WHY WOULD YOU?
PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT.
PEOPLE WERE ASKING HIM TO RESIGN.
HE'S NOT COMMENTING ON
ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
HE'S JUST FUCKING DUG HIMSELF, A
BIG OL' HOLE.
YEAH.
THE GOOD IN THIS IS THAT THE
WORLD IS CLEARLY CHANGING.
THAT SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA
COULD BE PROTESTS
OVER-- I MEAN I FEEL LIKE EVEN
10 YEARS AGO IT WOULD'VE BEEN
AN OUTRAGE, BUT IT WOULD'VE--
LIKE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
CRAZY. AND LIKE I FEEL LIKE
NOW THERE'S A NEW POLL THAT CAME
OUT THIS WEEK THAT
TEXAS IS MORE IN FAVOR OF
GAY MARRIAGE THAN NOT. WHICH IS INCREDIBLE.
GREAT.
SO LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I DEFINITELY
THINK THAT THINGS ARE
GETTING BETTER, BUT THIS IS
JUST LIKE THE MAJOR EXAMPLE
OF WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE PROTECTIONS
FOR YOU KNOW...
IT'S LEGAL TO DO THIS.
YES.
TOTALLY LEGAL.
I HAD A FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I
REMEMBER, HE WAS LIKE
THE DAD WHO WOULD LET EVERYONE
DRANK WITH. AND WE WERE SITTING IN
I DON'T WANT TO SAY--
MAN, THIS DUDE SOUNDS AWESOME.
YEAH. WE WERE SITTING IN THE
GARAGE-- THE GIST OF THE STORY
WAS THAT HE WAS LIKE, ANYWAY
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE IN
TROUBLE BUT THEN I SEE WHO'S ABOUT
TO COME OUT OF THE CAR,
AND IT'S ONE OF THEM
MOTHER FUCKING BITCH COPS.
HE WAS LIKE BASICALLY EXPLAINED
TO US THAT HE WASN'T AFRAID
OF GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE
IT WAS A WOMAN.
THAT IS A--
THAT IS SO SCARY.
WHEN YOU'RE 17 AND DRUNK.
AND THAT IS THE THING, THAT IS
A ... FOR A WOMAN. YOU HAVE
TO WORK ABOUT A 100 TIMES HARDER
TO PROVE YOURSELF IN SOMETHING
THAT IS DOMINATED BY MEN.
AND TO BE A LESBIAN ON TOP OF THAT?
CAN'T IMAGINE.
I MEAN THIS WOMAN LIKE, KIND OF
BROKE THROUGH AND LIKE BEAT
THE ODDS ON HOW HER LIFE WOULD
TURN OUT IN A SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN.
AND AGAIN, I THINK SOME PEOPLE HAVE
SAID,LIKE WELL SHE COULD ALWAYS
BE THE POLICE CHIEF
IN ANOTHER TOWN, DA-DA-DA...
WHY? SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE.
SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE
WHEREVER SHE WANTS--
OH SHE HAS TO LEAVE?
--AND CHIEF AROUND TOWN
LIKE A CHIEF WOULD.
OOH, YOUR SAYING-- A HEAD DRESS?
YEAH. OH IS THAT WHAT KIND OF
CHIEF SHE IS?
YEAH, I THINK, I AM NOT FOR SURE
BUT I IMAGINE THAT SHE'S
LIKE AN INDIAN. I IMAGINE THAT
IT'S JUST LIKE A DANCES WITH
WOLVES SITUATION.
OH, YEAH, SO DID THEY KICK HER
OUT OF HER TEEPEE?
YEAH, PROBABLY.
BUT UM, CRYSTAL MOORE GOOD LUCK.
WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.
YEAH, AND UM, I HOPE
YOU SPELL YOUR NAME WITH A C.
YEP, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU SHOULD
GET ON YOUR SIDE IS ROGER MOORE
FROM 007 MOVIES.
OH BECAUSE THEY HAVE
THE SAME LAST NAME?
YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO
HAD THE TUXEDO.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
SORRY.

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