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Jessica Paré's newfound taste for junk food might make her Megan Draper character unrecognizable in the new season of Mad Men.
Published April 09, 2014 190k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer Bryan Safi
Director Pat Bishop
Exec Producer Ally Hord
Producer Becca Scheuer
1st AD Sean Dacanay
2nd AD John Klymshyn
DP Kevin Atkinson
AC Mark Farney
Gaffer Jay Guffey
Key Grip Nathan Sloan
Swing Josh Coffman
Prod Design Tricia Robertson
Sound Ben Forman
Wardrobe Tala Bakhtar
Hair/MU Leigh Schwartz
Hair/MU Asst Jen Osborne
PA Parker Seaman
PA Eleanor Winkler
Editor Pat Bishop
Assistant Editor Matt Sweeney
CAST
Self Jessica Paré
Self Shaun Robinson
Monica Betsy Sodaro
Girl Avriella Ford
Boy Logan Dondanville
Husband Dave Theune
Wife Anne Rieman
Cat wrangler 1 Parker Seaman
Cat wrangler 2 Matt Mazany
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Published April 09, 2014

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I, GUESS IT ALL STARTED LAST
YEAR WHEN JESSICA DID

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THAT ACCESS HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW.

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WE'RE HERE WITH ONE OF THE
STARS OF MAD MEN, JESSICA PARÉ.

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WHAT DO YOU DO
TO KEEP THIS BODY?

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ZUBI, ZUBI, ZUMBA?

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(LAUGHS) NO, I DON'T WORK OUT.
I AM LUCKY, I JUST EAT

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WHATEVER I WANT.

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KALE AND, UM...

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I GUESS I'VE ONLY EVER EATEN KALE.

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WHAT ABOUT HAMBURGERS?

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HAVE A... I'M, I'M SORRY, WHAT IS THAT?

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HAMBURGERS. YOU KNOW, JUICY MEAT
IN BETWEEN A FLUFFY WHITE BUN

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(INNER VOICE) CHEESE. BACON. BACON.

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HAMBURGERS.

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(INNER VOICE) HAMBURGER.

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CAN I EAT A (INAUDIBLE)?

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YEAH. YOU'RE LIKE A SUPER MODEL.
YOU CAN EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT.

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AS LONG AS IT'S KALE.

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NOTHING WAS EVER THE SAME AGAIN.

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I NEED ONE MORE.

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I JUST NEED ONE MORE.

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(EVIL SOUNDING) MORE!

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OK. WHO WANTS CHEESE ON THEIR BURGER?

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-I DO.
-I DO.

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I DO.

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(GROWLING SOUND)

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(CRUNCHING AND SMACKING SOUND)

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(KNOCKS AT THE DOOR)

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JESSICA, CAN I COME IN?

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JESSICA?

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HEY.

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AHH.

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I'M THIRSTY.

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YOU HAVE ANY NACHOS?

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I BROUGHT YOU SOME WATER.

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WHAT?

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OW!

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I DON'T WANT THAT.

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I WANT THAT.

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WHAT IS IT?

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(INAUDIBLE)

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OOH, IS THIS ALL CREAM?

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IN MY MOUTH...

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LOOK, JESSICA, WE'RE
GOING TO START SHOOTING SOON--

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NO.

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IT'S TIME--

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NO.

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IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET IN
SHAPE FOR THE NEXT SEASON.

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I'M AN ACTRESS. I CAN EAT
ANYTHING I WANT.

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NO, YOU CAN'T. THAT IS A HUGE LIE, OK.

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SO LET'S GO, C'MON--

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NO.

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OOH...

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GUYS, I NEED A LITTLE HELP IN HERE.

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STAND BACK, STAND BACK, STAND BACK.

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(INTERPOSING VOICES)

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IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW SHE LOSES
THE WEIGHT, OK.

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I MEAN, DON'T WORRY,
IT'S HARMLESS.

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IT'S SATANIC, BUT IT'S HARMLESS.

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I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO
GET ACROSS IS THAT WHEN

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ACTRESSES SAY THAT THEY CAN
EAT ANYTHING, THEY CAN.

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IT JUST HAS TO NOT BE ANYTHING.

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(SIGH)

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DON'T WORRY JESSICA. IT'S
JUST WATER.

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JESUS.

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HER FAT EARS COULD
TELL IT WAS SODA.

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