“ltra and the Lazer Hearts” is the seventh episode of The Meth Minute 39, an original cartoon series by animator Dan Meth. Remember that 80's cartoon about the fabulous girl band with outrageous hair, killer attitude an... more >

“ltra and the Lazer Hearts” is the seventh episode of The Meth Minute 39, an original cartoon series by animator Dan Meth. Remember that 80's cartoon about the fabulous girl band with outrageous hair, killer attitude and totally awesome accessories? Well, we dug up a commercial for "Ultra and the Lazer Hearts" and, in retrospect, it seems a lot more messed up now than it did when we were kids. Ultra & The Lazer Hearts
Rockin' your world apart and doin' it all our own way
Ultra & The Lazer Hearts
Here we come! Bodacious! Flirtatious!
Our style is so wild
We're also kind of arrogant
(we write our own songs) I'm Ultra
I'm Spectra
And i'm Shootingstara
(and on the bass Mr. Barry Jordan, give it up for Mr. Barry Jordan on the bass) We tour the world on a pegasus
Made out of butterflies and smaller pegasus
If you need a friend then Ultra is the friend for you
As long as you're cool We are the Fruit Bats, and we hate Ultra
We think she sucks
We are the Fruit Bats, we're sweet and scary
Like fruit bats

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