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Published January 02, 2014 350k views Immortal More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Michelle Dockery and Michael Chiklis
Voice-over by Jon Hamm
Featuring Joel Spence, Jake Brown, Amy Heidt, Kojo Asiedu, Eric Wang, Darnell James, Claire Le Caisne, Michael Anthony Jr, Steven Brock
Writer: Dan Klein
Director: Charles Ingram
Producer: Katy Walker
Producer/1st AD: Andrew Grissom
Editor: Jack Bishop
DP: Mike Karnell
Camera Op: Andrew Crighton
AC: Justin Westfall
AC: Andrew Inglin
Key Grip: Noah Flippo
BB Grip: Tyler Winegar
Grip: Nick Jackson
Gaffer: David Cronin
BB Electric: Sarah Fox
Production Designer: Rachel Ferrara
Set Decorator: Alexi Gomez
Leadman: John Roberson
Props: Candy Lopez
Wardrobe: Kelly Walker
Asst Wardrobe: Nicole Angelo
HMU: Jenny Osborne
Sound: Shannon Deane
DIT: Shauna Brown
PA: Josh Rimmey
PA: Eric Wysocki
PA: Krista Rose
PA: Katie Barreira
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Published January 02, 2014

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[ CRIME DRAMA MUSIC PLAYS ]

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NARRATOR: COMING THIS JANUARY ON TNT

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NARRATOR: DETECTIVE CONNIE TOUGH,

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NARRATOR: IS THE TOUGHEST LADY ON CHICAGO'S POLICE FORCE.

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YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME CREEP.

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NARRATOR: SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CALL HER DAINTY

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WELL THERE, OFFICE TOUGH.

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THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN?

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[ LAUGHING ]

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SAY THAT AGAIN. I DARE YA.

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NARRATOR: TOUGH JUSTICE

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NARRATOR: TNT'S NEXT GREAT DRAMA.

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NARRATOR: STARRING DOWNTON ABBEY'S

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NARRATOR: MICHELLE DOCKERY, IN HER FIRST AMERICAN ROLE,

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NARRATOR: BUT SHE'S NOT LADY MARY ANYMORE.

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS ]

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LOOKS LIKE THE KILLER LEFT US ANOTHER GIFT.

[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS]

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NARRATOR: WELL, MOST OF THE TIME SHE'S NOT LADY MARY,

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NARRATOR: SHE'S CONNIE TOUGH.

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WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE EVIDENCE.

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WE SHOULD HEAD OVER TO THE L TRAIN...SEE WHAT ELSE WE CAN FIND.

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THE ELEVATED RAIL SYSTEM.

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I'M NOT SURE THAT'S BEEN INVENTED.

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HAVE CARSON BRING THE CAR AROUND.

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NARRATOR: ALRIGHT, BAD EXAMPLE.

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NARRATOR: SHE'S CONNIE TOUGH.

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ADDRESS, LET'S GO.

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RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

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JUST AS SOON AS MY HAIR'S DONE PROPERLY.

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NOW ANNA, HOW ARE THINGS WITH BAZE?

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WHAT THE...?

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GODDAMIT TOUGH.

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CITY HALL IS UP MY ASS, BECAUSE YOU BARGED IN THERE WITH A HORSE AND BUGGY

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YOU CHOKED A MAN WITH YOUR CORSET.

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AND THEN YOU TOOK A 3 HOUR BREAK FOR TEA!

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THIS ANACHRONISTIC BEHAVIOR HAS TO STOP.

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LOOKS LIKE THE MAID DIED AROUND MIDNIGHT.

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WELL I SUPPOSED THEY'LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER MAID.

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CASE CLOSED.

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WAIT...WHAT?

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[ GUN SHOTS ]

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DAMMIT, I'M OUT.

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SHOOT HIM TOUGH.

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AND READY...

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AIM...

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AND HE'S GONE.

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FIRE.

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[ GUN SHOT ]

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NARRATOR: UHH, THERE'S NO WAY CONNIE TOUGH, WON'T GET TOUGH.

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NARRATOR: SHE'S GIVEN A NEW PARTNER.

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WELCOME TO THE FORCE.

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NARRATOR: NEVER MIND, NOT SHOWING ANYMORE OF THAT.

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NARRATOR: THERE WE GO.

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NARRATOR: SHE'S CONNIE... OH MY GOD.

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NARRATOR: OKAY, GUYS?

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PLEASE DON'T TELL MY FATHER I'M COLLECTING SEMEN SAMPLES.

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IT WILL RUIN THE FAMILY.

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NARRATOR: SON OF A BITCH

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MATTHEW!

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MATTHEW!

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NARRATOR: TOUGH JUSTICE.

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NARRATOR: COMING THIS JANUARY.

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NARRATOR: DEPENDING UPON IF MICHELLE DOCKERY CAN GET HER SHIT TOGETHER.

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NARRATOR: ONLY ON TNT

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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]

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