Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell

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  • Will Ferrell

  • Actor
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  • Zach Galifianakis

  • Actor
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  • Jon Hamm

  • Actor
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  • Scott Aukerman

  • Writer
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  • Between Two Ferns

  • Series
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  • BJPorter

  • Writer
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  • Funny Or Die

  • Executive Producer
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  • Brian Lane

  • Cinematography
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  • Scott Gairdner

  • Editor
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  • Shauna O'Toole

  • Make Up
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  • TLopezCepero

  • Cam Ops
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  • BoTown Sound

  • Sound
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  • Hall of Fame

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(show music plays)
Zach Galifianakis: Hi, my name is
Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: Welcome to another addition
of Between Two Ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: My guess is Will Ferrell.
- Will: Hey.
- Zach: Hey man.
- Will: What's up?
- Zach: What's up?
- Will: Great to see you.
- Zach: Nice to see you too.
- Will: Thanks for having me. It's fun.
- Zach: You look great.
Will Ferrell: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: You look really good.
- Will: Likewise.
- Zach: Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis: We've really never had a
sit down, one on one--
Zach Galifianakis: I think we had that lunch one time.
Will Ferrell: We did have a lunch, right, in New York?
Zach Galifianakis: You're a big lunch guy too.
Will Ferrell: Yep.
Zach Galifianakis: I knew that was the case.
Zach Galifianakis: Everything Must Go, is kind
of a departure for you right.
Will Ferrell: Yeah. You've done a little
bit of that where
Will Ferrell: you get to do a more serious...
Zach Galifianakis: You do one for them, and
you do one for you.
Will Ferrell: Right.
- Zach: Yeah, that's the kind of...
- Will: Bones it out.
Zach Galifianakis: Um.
Zach Galifianakis: Uh.
Zach Galifianakis: Oh God, that really hurt.
Will Ferrell: Did that--
I'm sorry. Did that hurt you?
Will Ferrell: I felt like we barely touched.
Zach Galifianakis: Should we see a clip?
(foreign language is spoken)
(a child in the background is whining)
Zach Galifianakis: That was good.
- Will: There you have it.
- Zach: Yeah.
Will Ferrell: And just to be real clear
with the audience,
Will Ferrell: that's the part of the film
where the monkey grabs
Will Ferrell: a frog to suck on his genitals.
Zach Galifianakis: Right. I think this is
going pretty well so far.
Will Ferrell: I'm having a great time.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah, it's nice to have you
here. Do you mind
Zach Galifianakis: if I do a little word from the sponsor?
Will Ferrell: Oh no, not at all. Yeah. You gotta...
Zach Galifianakis: Okay.
Zach Galifianakis: Handle it.
Will Ferrell: Man and Speed Stick.
Will Ferrell: I actually have a
sponsor as well--
Zach Galifianakis: Oh, really?
Will Ferrell: --If you wouldn't mind
indulging me. It's Charlie.
Zach Galifianakis: It's a women's perfume.
Will Ferrell: It's a woman's perfume.
Zach Galifianakis: Does it smell good?
Will Ferrell: It's pungent.
I'll just leave it at that.
- Zach: Yeah.
- Will: Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis: In your down time, what
do you get up to?
Will Ferrell: Well, I like to do a lot of
work with the community. The--
Zach Galifianakis: What's going on?
Kid: You're fat.
Will Ferrell: Can I just stop you real
quick, and just say,
Will Ferrell: what a wonderful atmosphere
you have here.
Will Ferrell: It's a great set. It's a great vibe--
Will Ferrell: Great incredible spread.
In fact, I was having--
Will Ferrell: Can you bring up some of those
cherries over?
Will Ferrell: I was having some of these
cherries--
Will Ferrell: Have you tried any of these
cherries?
Will Ferrell: Just take one bite of this.
Will Ferrell: Is that not the nicest cherry?
Zach Galifianakis: Mmm.
Zach Galifianakis: Do you have the--
Zach Galifianakis: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: You okay?
Let me help you with it.
Zach Galifianakis: What is your favorite app?
Will Ferrell: Oddly enough...
Jon Hamm: Um, did I leave my keys here?
Zach Galifianakis: What?
Jon Hamm: My car keys. I can't find my keys.
Zach Galifianakis: That was like two and a half
years ago.
Jon Hamm: Can I just look around.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah.
Jon Hamm: Oh, I got them.
Cool.
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah.
Jon Hamm: See you guys.
Will Ferrell: Bye.
Zach Galifianakis: What kind of other things
do you do in your down time?
Will Ferrell: I'm starting to manage
dance teams, hip-hop groups.
Zach Galifianakis: Oh that's great.
Will Ferrell: Yeah. Anywhere from 4-50
kids, and just a lot of
Will Ferrell: energy, a lot of emotion, a
lot of fun, a lot of high-fivin',
a lot of smiles.
Zach Galifianakis: That's basically the
mantra of it. It's like a
Zach Galifianakis: lot of high-fives. Is that
what you said?
Will Ferrell: I said, if you were listening,
a lot of emotion,
Will Ferrell: a lot of high-fives, and a
lot of smiles.
Will Ferrell: That's what I said.
Will Ferrell: And I was pretty clear
about what I said.
Will Ferrell: I listen to what you're asking
me, and
Will Ferrell: if you're not listening to
my answers lets just call it a day.
Zach Galifianakis: But the mantra is--
Will Ferrell: Just shut up about the mantra.
Will Ferrell: Just shut up!
Will Ferrell: Okay!
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah.
Okay.
Will Ferrell: If you can't get the
fat out of your ears,
Will Ferrell: and listen then why am I here.
Will Ferrell: Get the fucking fat out of
your ears!
Zach Galifianakis: Okay. You know what?
I'm not that fat!
Zach Galifianakis: Okay?
Zach Galifianakis: I'm not that fat!
Zach Galifianakis: I lost 9 pounds.
(Will cracks up)
Will Ferrell: Ow!
(show music plays)