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The Halliburton Corporation had the Bush Administration by the short and curlies . .... more »
Published May 02, 2010 750 views More Info ยป
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Published May 02, 2010
song lyrics:
Halle Berry, she's all right
. . .
She's easy on the eyes

But there's a brand new girl in the eyes of the world
who has taken the prize


Halliburton

She's our damsel in distress

She'll leave us in a bloody mess

Halliburton



You can see through her dress

So does that make you feel safer more or less?

And if you want that blood to boil
you'll need the bubbling black crude oil


'cause she wants it. She needs it.

Anything to keep her hot.


They're tapping your line
and teasing your mind
the bad man's
going to get caught


Halliburton

She's our damsel in distress

She'll leave us in a bloody mess

Halliburton


Now the Big Easy's under wate

So they made an offering to the devil's daughte

Guess who got the contract to clean that up?
What luck.

So New Orleans is singing the blues
while Condi was out buying shoes

She couldn't think twice

She had to look nice for . . .

Halliburton

She's our damsel in distress

She'll leave us in a bloody mess

Halliburton



Cheney's got a gun!
If I were you I'd run


He's been drinking

Now he's thinking he needs somebody to drill

"Other priorities" back in the day

but now he's ready to kill



And so the globe is just getting warm

I wish dumb ol' Dubya had never been born

But if that mission gets accomplished
you know the name of his accomplice . . .

Halliburton.
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