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COOTIES!

Top experts weigh in on the most dangerous disease transmitted in school.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Clean Comedy

Keywords: cooties back to school circle circle dot dot shot scientist science doctor brent spiner owen psa 1950s fodexclusive

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Comments (5)

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Nino

Nino

Very cute! I love girls, therefore I have become immune to cooties.

posted about 1 year ago

Miss.Tomato

lol

posted about 1 year ago

theimpondera...

Wow, anyone can be a victim of Cooties..I thought was just those weird kids.

posted about 1 year ago

Harlack

Harlack

such a shame…i myself have dealt with cooties. I take daily suppressors. and my medication is not covered through my insurance. Michael Moore made a documentary on my behalf and no one saw it.

posted about 1 year ago

Bass Bastardson

Bass Bastardson

Meh.

posted about 1 year ago

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