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100% of male experts agree: nobody knows more about women's issues like birth... more »
Published February 27, 2012 710k views Immortal More Info »
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Starring: Tim Meadows, Nick Offerman, Kurtwood Smith, Ray Wise, Judd Nelson, Corey Stoll, Steven Hack, Brian Flaherty, and Mike DischWritten and Directed by Alex FernieProducer: Ally HordDP: Marcus MacDougaldGaffer/2nd camera: Luca Del PuppoSound: Steve Pallow for BoTown SoundHair/MU: Genevieve LambPA: Becca ScheuerEditor: Dave Patton

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(theme music)

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Voiceover: Exclusive

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(busted light sound)

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Male: Women's reproductive
health is an important issue.

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Male: And it's crucial that we have
a serious conversation about it.

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Male: Contraception, birth
control, planned parenthood.

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Male: We need to speak out
about these important concerns.

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Male: You might say, "Wait,
there's something about all of you"

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"that seems very similar to one another."

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Male: You're right, there is.

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We're all experts on
women's reproductive health.

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Male: We're qualified to be an expert
on women's reproductive health.

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I'm a 59 year old man.

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Male: And late middle aged men
know the most about everything.

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Male: Obviously, our opinion on
what non-men do with their bodies

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are very important and valid.

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Male: Back in my day, women just
put an Aspirin between their knees

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and that worked just fine.

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Male: We also burnt sage
to ward off evil spirits

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and thought Asian people
had the power of flight.

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Male: Those were the days.

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Male: If you need proof of my expertise,
here's a list of words I know.

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Male: Vaginal.

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Male: Pudenda.

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Male: Mons pubis.

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Male: Squirter.

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Male: Ovaries.

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Male: Quem.

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Male: Fallopian tubes.

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Male: Bush.

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Male: Pubis.

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I'm practically a doctor.

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Male: Oh, clitoris.

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Male: I touch the vagina once.

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Right before I got kicked
out of the strip club.

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So yeah, I think I know
what I'm talking about here.

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Male: Oral contraception
is bad, plain and simple.

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Why? Because I don't understand
how it works and science scares me.

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Male: God wouldn't have
given women tummy pockets

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if he didn't want babies
swimming around in them.

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Male: That's why we chose to speak up.

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I believe that you'll find
all relevant points of view

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to be adequately represented.

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Male: Some of us believe that

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women should not be able to
easily obtain birth control.

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Male: And others of us believe women
shouldn't be able to get it at all.

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Male: It's a broad spectrum.

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Male: It's just the women don't know
the first thing about their own health.

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That's why there are no women doctors

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but they're good at other things.

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Like poetry and real estate.

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Male: Why don't we ask
a woman what she thinks?

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(laughing)

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Because she would faint from the stress.

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Male: Also it's a well-known scientific
fact that women don't show up on camera

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that's why Shakespeare had
men play all the female roles.

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Male: Any women who get angry
about us making all these decisions

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are probably just on their period.

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Male: Definitely on their period.

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Male: Gross.

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Male: So women don't you
worry of pretty little heads.

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Male: We got this.

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Male: We thought long and
hard about the bodies.

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Male: And I'm pretty sure
we know what's best for you.

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Male: Trust us.

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Male: Trust us.

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Men: Trust us.

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Male: Trust us.

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Men: We're experts.

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Male: Vaginas.

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