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Experience the majesty and excitement of sitting still for several hours in the world-famous traffic of Los Angeles!
Published April 03, 2014 43k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Written by: Dan Klein and Emily Strachan
Directed by: Andy Bush
Starring: Tony Hale
Producer/wardrobe: Bette Bentley
Editors: Jack and Justin
DP: Jonathan Hall
Sound: Peter Olsted
Makeup: Leigh Schwartz
PA: John McKay
PA: Ben Adams
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Published April 03, 2014

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(CARS HONKING)

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C'MON, MOVE!

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C'MON, MOVE!

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ALRIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR

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ANOTHER HOUR FOLKS.

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(APPLAUSE)

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LA TRAFFIC TOURS.

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LOS ANGELES IS KNOWN FOR HAVING
THE WORSE TRAFFIC IN

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NORTH AMERICA. IT WAS SO HOT
ON THE BUS. MY BACK WAS

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SWEATY. I LOVED IT.

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HOW HARD IT WAS TO PARK.

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8 HOURS.

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10 MILES.

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0 BATHROOMS.

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GUYS WE'RE STUCK RIGHT NOW.

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THIS ISN'T EVEN PART OF THE TOUR.
WE'RE TOTALLY STUCK. (LAUGHS)

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HEY THAT'S AL PACINO'S HOUSE.

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AND? WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

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THE LA TRAFFIC TOUR JAM JOCKIES
ARE CERTIFIED

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BUMPER TO BUMPER BRAINIACS.

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AS THE TOUR GOES, IN 1954
MARILYN MONROE GOT STUCK

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IN TRAFFIC HERE FOR 45 MINUTES.

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SO SHE PEE'D IN HER PANTS,
AND SHE WAS LATE FOR

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THE 7 DAY ITCH.

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(BIG TRUCK HONKS)

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TOURS LEAVE AT 9AM AND 5PM.

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SO JUMP ON THE HISTORY HIGHWAY.

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AND EXPERIENCE, THE RICH TRAFFIC
LEGACY OF LOS ANGELES.

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MELROSE EXIT OFF THE 101.

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DON'T GET IN FOLKS. DON'T
GET IN.

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LISTEN TO THE HORNS.

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LISTEN TO THE ANGER.
LISTEN TO THE RAGE.

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LOOK AT THAT.
THAT GUYS WALKING FASTER THAN US.

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OH WAIT, I THINK
THAT'S COLLIN HANKS.

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HEY MOVE YOUR BIG FAT HEAD
COLLIN. YOU'RE GETTING IN THE

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WAY OF TRAFFIC.

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ALL LA TRAFFIC TOUR TICKETS COME
WITH A COMPLIMENTARY

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MELTED GRANOLA BAR, AND HALF
FILLD WATER BOTTLE ROLLING

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AROUND THE VAN FLOOR.

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IT'S REALLY INTERESTING HOW MUCH
GAS THEY WASTE ON THE TOUR

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WAS-- I DON'T KNOW I'M REALLY
GLAD I GOT TO BE APART OF THAT.

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I HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
IT WAS GREAT. (LAUGHS)

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I TELL YOU WHERE YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO. RUSH HOUR ROAD TOURS.

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THEY DON'T KNOW THE FACTS.

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THEY DON'T KNOW THE STATS,
AND THEY DON'T KNOW THE

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MARILYN MONROE STORY.

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SO GRIDLOCK AND ROLL
WITH LA TRAFFIC TOURS.

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SORRY GUYS. I THOUGHT THERE
WAS GOING TO BE A LITTLE MORE

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TRAFFIC, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE YOU.
SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO DO

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WE'RE GOING TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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(SCREAMING) LA TRAFFIC TOURS.

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TRAFFIC NOT GUARANTEED.

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