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Published: October 21, 2016
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President Sanders,
it's time for your lullaby.
♪ Go to sleep
Bernie Sanders ♪
♪ Universal health
care plan ♪
♪ Socializing medication
And we all get it for free ♪
- Good night President Sanders.
- [ lip smack ]
I'ma take a shit.
You good?
- Yeah.
- Alright, cool.
♪ ♪
♪ [ female ]
Point one ♪
♪ She said she's going to
be the first and the next ♪
♪ To lead the eagle
out the nest ♪
♪ My man say he
gonna build a wall ♪
♪ And have Mexico
pay for it all ♪
♪ And there's a
riot every week ♪
♪ The uniform's blue and
the people's on the streets ♪
♪ And every one's
living on the edge ♪
♪ Cuz you could be the next
one walking with the dead ♪
♪ If I was President
I'd get elected on Friday ♪
♪ Assassinated on
Saturday ♪
♪ Buried on Sunday ♪
♪ And on Monday everybody
goes back to work ♪
♪ It's just an
ordinary day ♪
♪ But I could be the President
And you could be the President ♪
♪ And she could be the President
And we could be the President ♪
President Trump,
you're getting a little bit
too excited, alright.
We have to sing
your calm down song.
Okay.
Here goes.
♪ Calm down Trump,
calm down ♪
- No!
- ♪ Calm down Trump,
calm down ♪
- No!
- ♪ Calm down Trump,
calm down ♪
No!
- ♪ Calm down Trump,
calm down ♪
No!
- I knew it was a wig.
- Yes, I knew it.
- It was a toupée.
- It's fake.
Oh my God, it's a toupée.
Dude I win--
- I owe you $20 bucks.
- Yeah. We bet.
♪ Her t-shirt says
Black Lives Matter ♪
♪ The media is screaming
All Lives Matter ♪
♪ Johnny got a gun
up in his hand ♪
♪ Walk into the school and
then he hear the bang-bang ♪
♪ And Suzanna from
Alabama can't walk no more ♪
♪ Cuz she lost two
legs in the war ♪
♪ And the UN said they're
looking for the peace ♪
♪ All you gotta do is
smoke a little bit of weed ♪
♪ They don't want me to
tell you about these secrecies ♪
♪ They don't want me to
tell you about the conspiracy ♪
♪ They want to put a hole
in my head like Kennedy ♪
[ clearing throat ]
Um, Madame President.
Madame President.
Here's your coffee.
And here's your weed.
I just had the
strangest dream.
Where's my
Vice President?
♪ If I was President
I'd get elected on Friday ♪
♪ Assassinated on
Saturday ♪
♪ Buried on Sunday ♪
♪ And on Monday
everybody goes back to work ♪
♪ ♪
♪ It's just an
ordinary day ♪
♪ But I could be the President
And you could be the President ♪
♪ And she could be the President
And we could be the President ♪
♪ If I was President ♪
[ production crew laughs ]

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