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300 lb. Bodyguard vs. A Dead Snake

Snakes are scary no matter how big you are.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Real Life

Keywords: No Matter bodyguard snake scare frighten 300 pound scary big fright

Credits: Credits: Reasonable Fear

Web Series: Web Series: Dope Show (48 of 109)

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Coolsam

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I love that squeal!

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crazyfarts

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A big black guy afraid of a snake? Apparently he's never looked in his pants. Hey-ooo.

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myboyofato

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NICE! I wonder if Ofato would have jumped? Probably!

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