"F U in da A (With a Bat)" by Lil Deuce Deuce
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Lyrics:
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your family in the ass with a bat
I'm just a rat, and you're an alley cat
But either way I'll fuck you in the ass with a bat
It's gonna hurt a bit when I take you for a ride
It's not how long the bat is, it's how wide
Louisville Slugger, a real ass-plugger
When I see your mama, you know I'm gonna hug her
Naw, just kidding, I'll fuck her too
With the batting donut on, gonna make her poo
Little shards of wood, gonna hurt so good
You know I'd fuck your dog with a bat if I could
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your grandma in the ass with a bat
Baseball is the American pastime
But now it's sticking my bat in your ass-time
Rap superstar on all five continents
Got my bat, making haters incontinent
Haven't you heard? You should be scurred
It's gonna hurt when I stick it right thurr
In terms of bat-fucking, I'm Barry Bonds
I took a bunch of roids and my balls are all gone
That's okay, I'm the home run king
You're gonna feel the sting when I swang my big thang
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your family in the ass with a bat
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Additional Credits:
Green screen footage shot and lit by Rob Bryanton. Edited by Todd Bryanton. Black and white footage shot by "Manthony" Knuttila, featuring Tha Lil Deuce Crew: J.D. Lemire, Mitch Fraser, Shayne Hawkens, and Matt Le Cren.
Green screen footage shot and lit by Rob Bryanton. Edited by Todd Bryanton. Black and white footage shot by "Manthony" Knuttila, featuring Tha Lil Deuce Crew: J.D. Lemire, Mitch Fraser, Shayne Hawkens, and Matt Le Cren.
Added about 2 years ago
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Click to tweet this video: http://clicktotweet.com/T363V
Available on iTunes: http://bit.ly/fxNffs
Amazon.com: http://amzn.to/gV2blw
Lyrics:
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your family in the ass with a bat
I'm just a rat, and you're an alley cat
But either way I'll fuck you in the ass with a bat
It's gonna hurt a bit when I take you for a ride
It's not how long the bat is, it's how wide
Louisville Slugger, a real ass-plugger
When I see your mama, you know I'm gonna hug her
Naw, just kidding, I'll fuck her too
With the batting donut on, gonna make her poo
Little shards of wood, gonna hurt so good
You know I'd fuck your dog with a bat if I could
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your grandma in the ass with a bat
Baseball is the American pastime
But now it's sticking my bat in your ass-time
Rap superstar on all five continents
Got my bat, making haters incontinent
Haven't you heard? You should be scurred
It's gonna hurt when I stick it right thurr
In terms of bat-fucking, I'm Barry Bonds
I took a bunch of roids and my balls are all gone
That's okay, I'm the home run king
You're gonna feel the sting when I swang my big thang
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all night
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a baseball bat)
I'll fuck you in the ass all right
I'll fuck you in the ass (with a motherfucking bat)
I'm gonna fuck your family in the ass with a bat
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