MAYOR OF PANTHER COUNTY #2 Dirty Politics

why id get more votes givin away "bubbas backwoods bar-b-q". however, i do admire owens security system on the wall back yonder.. hi tech, all i got is a lazy ol hound that only barks if someone comes on tha property and dont feed him. and whut the hell is with owen werin draws... he a man or a yankee. this boy about to get on my bad side, i doin want no hi ... more >

why id get more votes givin away "bubbas backwoods bar-b-q". however, i do admire owens security system on the wall back yonder.. hi tech, all i got is a lazy ol hound that only barks if someone comes on tha property and dont feed him. and whut the hell is with owen werin draws... he a man or a yankee. this boy about to get on my bad side, i doin want no hi falutin draw wearin high technilogical summabich running panther county. free water and lectricity, good thing for the boy that the electin is happenin durina drot or no body would need his water or canned litnin. what we need is a REAL MAN THAT WILL PROTECT OUR WIMMIN AND CHILLUN FROM THA WORLDS HARM... LISTEN TO THE BAPTIST, THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON, AND SPEEKIN OF RELIGION I ASKED A PRESBETERIAN IF IT WAS ORDAINED THAT OWEN WAS GONNA WIN AND THEY TOLD BE KNOW, AND THEY SHULD KNOW... AFTER ALL THEY BELIEVE IN PREDESTINATION. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY... DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY WAS FIVE STILLS HIT LAST MONTH BY THE REVENOORS??? AND THAT TWO OF OOUR LARGEST POT HARVESTS WERE CHOPPED AND BURNED... AND EDGER FOSTER HAD HIS BOAT CONFISKATED FOR HAVEING TO MUCH MULLET, HELL THATS A TRASH FISH ANYWAY... THEN THAY WAS 9 GOOD MEN LAID OFF FROM THE TRACTER FACTERY LAST WEEK. THATS A FULL 60 PRECENTIL OF THE WORKERS. IM EVEN HEARIN THAT THE PUBLIX MIGHT BE LAYIN FOLKS OFF. THEY ARE THINKIN ABOUT CLOSING THE HI SKOOL FOR LACK AH INTREST... I DONT HEAR OWEN BOWEN ADRESERATING THESE MAGOR PROBLEMS HEAR IN PANTHER COUNTY.... IF I CAN STILL GET IN THE RUNNING ID LIKE TO GO UP AGAINST OWEN FOR MAYOR. AT LEAST IM NOT HENPECKED LIKE OL BUBBLE BUTT, AND I SURE DONT WANT ANOTHER MENESTRATION WITH THE MAYOR TIED TO HIS WOMANS APRON STRINGS.
WHAT WE NEED IS A MAN THAT CAN MODIVATE OTHER MEN TO ACTION.. ONE THAT WILL LAY LOW THOSE PISS COMPLECTED REVENOORS, GAME WARDENS AND THE NAMBY PAMBY SKOOL BOARD. THE GOOD LORD GAVE US DOMININ OVER THE BIRDS OF THE AIR AND THE BEASTS OF THE FIELD. HE GAVE US THE PLANTS AND "ERBS" TO USE FOR OUR BENIFIT... AND NO WHERE HE SEZ TO WER RED DRAWS IN PUBLIX. DERN YOU OWEN BOWEN IM GONNA BE YOUR WURST NITEMAR, IM DRAWIN THE LINE, PUTTIN THE CHIP ON MY SHOULDER... YUR OL WOMAN CANT COOK, YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY, AND DAM IF YOU DONT OWN THE STUPIDIS DAWG IN THE WORLD... ILL TAKE ON YUR HI FALUTIN HI TECHNILOGICAL STUFF, AND BERY EM ALONG WITH YOU IN THE MUDHOLE IM BOUT TO STOMP IN YUR STOOPID CAMPAIN... YOU GONNA CHICKEN NOW, OR DO YOU THIN YOU CAN MAN UP AGAIN ME?