Featuring: Caitlin Brodnick Erin Goodwin Lexi Harrington Dan Hodapp Jessica Hwang Julie Katz Rachel Bitney Wecht Ashley Wilson Assistant Director: Mark Peterson Gaffer: Rich Samalot Lyrics: We're very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls There is just one simple key To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be Just follow your heart and always believe One day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me When your dreams are slipping through your fingers You need to get double teamed by ninjas You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick You can do us! You can do us! Take control of your own boss The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!) Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams You can do us! You can do us! Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our motivational program: (Danny makes awkward/hot noises) It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt Except for you Roger, would you please leave now? Now girls form a line in order of height Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say? Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat Maybe you are starting to suspect that I'm already hard, now reach for the stars You can do us! You can do us! Let's go!