I'm a Computer Science major and registered Republican. Sometimes I'm real proud of that, and somet... more >

I'm a Computer Science major and registered Republican. Sometimes I'm real proud of that, and sometimes I play it off like a joke. It's kind of like telling your friends you are a huge Patriots fan because you know they will win the superbowl, but deep down you really hate that Tom Brady guy. The Northeast United States probably hates me for that last comment, but I hope they still love me for being a Republican. In my spare time I like to take the names of everyday objects and change them into funny names by prefacing them with the word gentleman's and then saying something they are similar to. For example a cigar would be a gentleman's cigarette, and a phone sex line would be gentleman's technical support. I'm going to stop now because I think I've told you enough about me to allow you to get a credit card under my name; says a lot about our system huh :( < less