News Show .22 - 7/17/09

news, skewered, for week ending 7/19/09... red sonia slices and dices! with monotonal lack of fervor... high-class pets got it the nicest! with enough leg room and those seats that go completely horizontal... disneys... more >

news, skewered, for week ending 7/19/09... red sonia slices and dices! with monotonal lack of fervor... high-class pets got it the nicest! with enough leg room and those seats that go completely horizontal... disneys infrastructure in crisis! with a vengeful Scrooge McDuck on the loose! Where do teen sailors frolic near the beach where Barack's shirtless trying so hard to NOT talk about cockroach love? The News Show! Who lives in a pineapple grenade under the trees? Th-e-e-ee! NEWS! SHOW!! Where do you go to get the Cronkite on everything-that-ever-happened-in-the-history-of-recorded history rendered of its fat and sliced across the grain and dipped in a gravy of its own juices? What? ... Just say "The News Show." "The News Show." Yeah, but with... never mind. It's time for.. The News Show .22. < less