Phake Breaking News - The Wicked Witch of the West Wing

Phake Breaking News - The Wicked Witch of the West Wing Tumbling toward the abyss... more »

Phake Breaking News - The Wicked Witch of the West Wing Tumbling toward the abyss for the eighth straight month, Temporary President Trump’s approval rating continues to plummet faster than a sack of moon rocks plunging into a black hole. Earlier in the week, our sources asked Kellyanne Conway, the commander in chief’s consiglieri and former stand-in for the Wicked Witch of the West, to comment on Mr. Trump’s slip ‘n slide ratings. In a highly uncharacteristic manner and clearly frustrated by the President’s recent remarks to the North Koreans, Kellyanne said, and I quote; “I’m aware that President Trump’s approval rating is racing toward the bowels of hell. In fact, the entire administration knows that Donald Trump is a big fat pumpkin-headed liar who connived his way into the Oval Office. I’m amazed that anyone still falls for his constant barrage of lies and fabrications.” In her closing statement, Miss Conway added: “Donald Trump is your standard angry old white guy who sits in his Lazy Boy eating potato chips and watching Fox News with his hand down his pants. I’m certain he’ll be history before Senator Maxine Waters can utter the word ‘Impeachment’ one last time.” In a related story, our sources asked, Carl Phlegm, a protester and former supporter at Trump’s recent Rally-Palooza in West Virginia to comment on his unfortunate choice for President. Mr. Phlegm said, and I quote: “Instead of saying he could shoot someone in Times Square without losing any votes, Mr. Trump should have said: “When I’m President, I’ll be shooting myself in the foot every time I shoot off my mouth, because I’m a flipping Moran.” This just in, MSNBC and CNN awarded the Deputy Assistant to the President, Sebastian Gorka, the first annual Condescending-Passive Aggressive Douchebag Award. Phake Breaking News Film at eleven. « less