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You're Welcome: Brazillian Soccer Sadness and Cupcake Bankruptcy
Published July 11, 2014 17k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Ryan Kaiser: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Erin Blinn: Hair and Makeup
Sam Fishell: Director
Matt Sweeney: Editor
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Published July 11, 2014

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HI FOLKS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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THE INTERNET IS FUN.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

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LOOK AT ALL THE AWESOME
STUFF WE FOUND.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(electro-pop music plays)

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GERMANY ABSOLUTELY
DEMOLISHED THE BRAZILIAN

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SOCCER TEAM WITH A RECORD
BREAKING 7 TO 1 VICTORY

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THIS WEEK. SOMEONE
PHOTOGRAPHED THIS

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MUSTACHIOED BRAZIL FAN
CLINGING TO HIS TROPHY

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WHILE HE WATCHED IT ALL GO DOWN.

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FORTUNATELY THE INTERNET
STEPPED IN, AND TURNED HIS

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FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

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O-OH HIS, HIS EYES ARE...
THEY'RE SO SAD THOUGH.

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OK YES, SOMEONE ELSE MADE
HIM LOOK LIKE GOLLUM,

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SURE WHY NOT. BUT OUR
FAVORITE REACTION HAD TO BE

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RICKY GERVAIS WITH
THIS AMAZING TWEET.

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THIS WON'T BE THE FIRST
TIME THAT THOUSANDS OF

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GERMANS WILL HAVE TO LIE
LOW IN BRAZIL FOR A WHILE

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FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY.

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A PLUS RICKY. THAT'S JUST,
THAT'S REALLY GOOD STUFF.

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CRUMBS BAKERIES CLOSED ALL
OF IT'S GOURMET CUPCAKE SHOPS

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THIS WEEK. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
BY CHECKING THEIR TWITTER,

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FACEBOOK, THEIR
OFFICIAL WEBSITE.

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GET IT TOGETHER CRUMBS.
YES, YOU'RE BASICALLY

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PASTRY CON ARTISTS SELLING
$5 DOLLAR POUNDS OF SUGAR,

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BUT DIE WITH A LITTLE ONLINE DIGNITY.

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OR YOU COULD JUST LEAVE
YOUR PAGE UP FOREVER LIKE

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THE SPACE JAM WEBSITE.

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EXCEPT SPACE JAM IS
AWESOME, AND CRUMBS

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THAT WAS JUST AN
EXPENSIVE WAY TO GET FAT.

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ALRIGHT, THAT'S ALL
FOR THIS WEEK.

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BYE.

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