WHACKO-TV GOOGLE BUYS CHRISTMAS

Description: With all the leveraged buyouts, the hostile take-overs and consolidation happening in all the industries, this news flash about Christmas should surprise no one. Christmas is the coveted jewel of holidays. It has survived the war on itself, the economy and even threats from unfriendly stock manipulation by evil and nasty corporations. But finally, we can all rest this Christmas Eve knowing that Christmas will now forever be in the hands of Google. Yes, you heard it right, Google has purchased Christmas and Wolf Douglas is on top of it.