It Could Be Worse...Eric Massa

Description: Former New York Congressman Eric Massa recently went on Fox News' Glenn Beck show to talk about why he left office...that's ridiculous...what, that happened. You had a tickle fight, yeah who won. If this is what 50th birthday parties are like, I hope I die at 49. I'd rather admit to groping a dude then tickling him. What happened to the old school congressman who'd do blow with a room full of strippers and get a happy ending during a filibuster. Now their playing "kill the old guy," first one to grab my balls wins. It could be worse, Eric Massa, you could be RI congressman Patrick Kennedy who gets hammered by the press for just trying to get people to see the real important things....I'm seeing double again. Why does Patrick Kennedy sound like a 13 year old boy. Speaking of bad press, nothing like keeping your composure on live television....Angry Reporter, Gordon Boyd, from WVLT in Tennessee. Ben Rothelisburger has been under investigation for an alleged sexual assault for the second time in a year. Ben you know that old saying...(George Bush Fool Me Video)Damn you Rothelisburger we'll get you next time. GoDaddy - This is a new segment on It Could Be Worse, called Yep... Corey Haim Died...Yep Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with Jamie Kennedy...Yep Yep...Paris Hilton was naked again... Yowsers - Anytime I see a dame like this it makes me go 1920s on ya. Quick get be a bottle of booze and tommy gun. Yeah!