Barack Obama is a DEMAGOGUE. Barack Obama is an Orwellian Cult of Personality. Barack Obama is "a deeply manipulative guy." [Evan Thomas of Newsweek] Barack Obama is the LIZARD of Oz: reptilian, cold-blooded, and treacherous.
BACK TO SCHOOL ADVICE:
WEAR JEANS LIKE THE ONES ON MICK JAGGERS' ALBUM.
TELL YOUR TEACHER "THAT'S NOT A GUN IN MY POCKET ...ITS A HARD ON!"
BRING A CONDOM WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO ALONE TO THE BOYS REST ROOM...JUST IN CASE!
LEAVE AN APPLE FOR YOUR TEACHER...THE ONE WITH THE WORM IN IT!
AND TELL YOU CAFETERIA THAT YOU WANT THEM TO SERVE
MILK...FROM CHINA!
Patience is a virtue...
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Barack Obama is a DEMAGOGUE. Barack Obama is an Orwellian Cult of Personality. Barack Obama is "a deeply manipulative guy." [Evan Thomas of Newsweek] Barack Obama is the LIZARD of Oz: reptilian, cold-blooded, and treacherous.
Lol.......
hey
I think this is very sage advice for getting back to school. I wish someone had told these to me!!!
lol the ending was hilarious
hahaha ''put momas gun down''
Girls - Accentuate the camel toe, lose the bra and don't sue me for sexual harassment please.
Guys - Go to school.
BACK TO SCHOOL ADVICE: WEAR JEANS LIKE THE ONES ON MICK JAGGERS' ALBUM. TELL YOUR TEACHER "THAT'S NOT A GUN IN MY POCKET ...ITS A HARD ON!" BRING A CONDOM WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO ALONE TO THE BOYS REST ROOM...JUST IN CASE! LEAVE AN APPLE FOR YOUR TEACHER...THE ONE WITH THE WORM IN IT! AND TELL YOU CAFETERIA THAT YOU WANT THEM TO SERVE MILK...FROM CHINA!
Too Cool for School! LOL! ;)
THANKS FOD TEAM!