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Full Credits

writer/director - jon millstein
producer - sean dacanay
CAST
John Ennis - Dad
Zach Fairless - Hands/Son
CREW
director of photography - scotty field
1st ac - paul goodin
gaffer - nick ramsey
key grip - kasra shokravi
production designer - lizzie boyle
art assistant - andrea duval
sound - gopal bidari
pa - matt myers
pa - edgar castillo
SPECIAL THANKS TO - BRYAN MADOLE AND THE MADOLE FAMILY

Stats & Data

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139,805
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April 19, 2016
Published

Transcript

[beeping]
John Ennis: Okay, so,
John Ennis: just so you know,
I don't do this very often,
John Ennis: not when your mother's
around at least.
John Ennis: Purple Skywalker?
John Ennis: That's hysterical.
John Ennis: You kids will make a joke
out of anything, huh?
John Ennis: You know, if you really
want to talk pot
John Ennis: you should talk to
your Uncle Ramon.
John Ennis: He was the pot master.
John Ennis: He must've smoked every
kind of pot known to man.
[laughing]
John Ennis: I was just thinking about those
noises you used to make
John Ennis: when you were a baby.
John Ennis: My hands are so rough.
John Ennis: Honey, be honest with me,
John Ennis: should I buy a 3D TV?
John Ennis: Glen at work says they're
already a dead technology,
John Ennis: but I would kill to watch
Avatar in 3D right now.
John Ennis: Uh oh. Bringing out
the heavy artillery.
John Ennis: Did you buy
this for today?
John Ennis: You know what's a funny word?
John Ennis: Prostate.
[he snickers]
John Ennis: Don't
John Ennis: forget
John Ennis: to
John Ennis: vote.
John Ennis: Whoa, this table's uneven.
[beeping]
John Ennis: It may look flat,
but it is not flat.
John Ennis: Uh!
John Ennis: I can't even trust
my level.
John Ennis: I think the legs have just
gotten a little bit loose here,
John Ennis: and if I apply just
a gentle pressure...
John Ennis: Oh my gosh,
John Ennis: I am so high
right now.
John Ennis: I've done some great
things in my life.
John Ennis: I've traveled.
John Ennis: I've worked.
John Ennis: I fell in love.
John Ennis: But you kids are my
greatest achievement.
John Ennis: Hey,
John Ennis: do you need
any money?
Female Voice:
Honey I'm home.
John Ennis: It's your mom.
John Ennis: Put this stuff away.
Be cool.
John Ennis: Hey honey,
John Ennis: how was your pot...day?
John Ennis: How was your day?

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