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Shitty Sex Robot

Beepy Pentium Chip is a shitty sex robot.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 12 users

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Categories: Sketch Real Life

Keywords: Sex robot Paul Rust UCB Upright Citizens Brigade Future Science Fiction

Credits: Made by Paul Rust. Starring Paul Rust and Casey Wilson. www.paulrust.com

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csymonz

csymonz

I wanna touch all of your boobs! (Nice camel toe)

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Mike_McHuman

How romantic.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

gottadime

gottadime

Funny, and I need a cigarette now and I don’t smoke!

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Stan_Lozengcock

funny. ‘all’ of your boobs got me. female lead was solid funny here

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

amanda884

amanda884

Yeah that camel toe was something else – but I have to give him credit for being brave enough to wear it. ;)

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WOOKIEE

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that’s the first time i’ve ever seen a dude with camel toe.

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swipes

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ive noticed your stuff is really hit or miss with me

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heard the robot talk and then i hit die

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baysidecomedy

sound sucked, writing sucked the chick was hot but thats about it

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