Coming this Fall to NBC, Knight Rider has a whole new attitude.
Published October 01, 2014 480k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
CAST:
KNIGHT RIDER - Dale Earnhardt Jr.
NICOLE - Angela Trimbur
KITT VOICE - Nicol Paone
CREW:
DIRECTOR - Alex Richanbach
EP - Alex Richanbach
PRODUCER - Sean Dacanay
WRITER - Nicol Paone, Alex Richanbach
EDITOR - Chris Poole/Michael Burke
1st AD - Sean Dacanay
DP - Barry Elmore
1st AC - Aaron Gamble
2nd AC - Austin Droguett
KEY GRIP - Marlow Nunez
BB GRIP - Andres Murillo
GRIP - Dennis Haddock
H&MU Artist - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
STYIST - Layne McGovern
MASTER of PROPS - Brad Salo
PROP asst - Heidi Koleto
SOUND - Ben Forman
PA - Drew Foster
PA - John Klymshyn
Show Car Driver - Lance Scott
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Published: October 01, 2014


> Narrator:
THIS FALL KNIGHT RIDER IS
DALE EARNHARDT, JR.
A RACE CAR DRIVER FIGHTING
FOR THE INNOCENT WITH HIS
TRUSTY SIDEKICK.

> KITT WHERE ARE YOU?

> Narrator: BUT THIS TIME, KITT
HAS A WHOLE NEW
ATTITUDE.
(car sounds like it's chugging along)

> COME ON!

> KITT: I'M COMING.

> Dale: I'M BEING CHASED.

> KITT: HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE
WITH ME. I DIDN'T GET A
GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP.

> K-KITT, COME ON.

> KITT: I THINK I DESERVE AN APOLOGY.

> I'M SORRY, ALRIGHT.

> Narrator: DESTINED TO BE
NETWORK TV'S BEST NEW COMEDY
ON NBC. ON TUESDAY'S AT 9:30.

> KITT: SLOW IT DOWN. IT'S NOT SAFE
TO DRIVE THIS FAST.

> I LIKE FAST.

> KITT: MAYBE THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE SINGLE.

> KITT: IT'S A REALLY BAD
NEIGHBORHOOD. I'M JUST GONNA
TO BE BACK HERE--

> K-KITT... THE BAD GUYS,
THEY'RE THIS WAY.

> Narrator: AMERICA'S GOING
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
THIS ODD COUPLE.

> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME WE
COULD UBER.

> IS IT BECAUSE I SAID
I DIDN'T LIKE
YOUR PERFUME?

> I-I'M REALLY, REALLY
SORRY ABOUT THIS.

> KITT: YOU'RE EATING FAST FOOD
AGAIN? I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER.
(sound of phone numbers dialing)

> DON'T.

> Mom: HI KITT. PLEASE TELL ME HE'S
NOT EATING
FAST FOOD AGAIN.

> I'M A GROWN UP. I CAN EAT
WHAT I WANT.

> KITT: THIS CARS GETTING HEAVIER
AND IT'S NOT ME.

> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?

> Narrator: THE CRITICS AGREE,
KNIGHT RIDER IS...
WHINY?

> KITT, THEY'RE GETTING
AWAY. LET'S GO.

> KITT: WELL, I HAVE HEAT EXHAUSTION
BECAUSE SOMEBODY
NEEDED TO PARK AT THE TOP.

> I DON'T PARK YOU, REMEMBER?
YOU PARK YOURSELF.

> KITT: GOD, HOW DO YOU PUT
UP WITH ME?
I DON'T KNOW.

> I DON'T EITHER. I DON'T--

> KITT:
WE'RE JUST BEST FRIENDS.

> WELL, I MEAN,
WE'RE PARTNERS.

> KITT: FRIENDS.

> PARTNERS - WE'RE PARTNERS--

> KITT: FRIENDS.

> --REALLY PARTNERS.

> KITT: FRIENDS.

> Narrator: SEE THE SOFTER
SIDE OF DALE EARNHARDT, JR.

> I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT HERE.
I'LL GO AFTER THE BAD GUYS.
WHEN I'M DONE I'LL COME BACK,
AND MAYBE WE'LL GO GET SOME
TEA OR SOMETHING.

> Narrator: AND THEN REMEMBER
WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE
WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

> OH, I MISSED YOU BUDDY.

> Narrator:
KNIGHT RIDER.
(sound of tires spinning)

> Narrator:
THIS FALL ON NBC.

> SO YOU CAN UM, TURN
THAT OFF?

> I CAN'T TURN HER
OFF. TRUST ME,
I WOULD IF I COULD.

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