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Help yourself keep a man

If he left, it's probably your fault

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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 29 users

717 funny votes

291 die votes

Categories: Sketch Sports Real Life

Keywords: Help Yourself Your Fault Fred Simmons Foot Fist Way Tae Kwon Do karate school North Carolina conan baby divorce

Credits: Fred Simmons

Web Series: Web Series: Failed commerical footage (3 of 4)

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TalentByAssociation

Babies and Karate.... Cant get enough

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heyloudawg

heyloudawg

Just get how powerful my fists are!

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MrScientist

Everyone knows, buy the belt before you give it to baby! No wonder her husband left.

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eddruckman

eddruckman

The baby ruined that yellow belt. It’s always the way with babies. They just burn through martial arts equipment like Paris Hilton burns through through codnoms.

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slagreznor

slagreznor

Can you make the baby’s head go up normal? This is…okay…thank you.”

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slagreznor

slagreznor

“Just talk about how the divorce has destroyed you…as a human…”

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Amy

Amy

cutest baby ever.

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peculiarbelle

Teach me!

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kbeeson

kbeeson

baby is soo cute.

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BTV, The Foreign Channel

Maybe we can trade. You show me Tae Kwon-Do moves and i give you tricks about roosters fights…

Come into the universe of Bulgaria TV!

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