"Mystique is Pregnant" featuring Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn
Check out this classic clip from the sitcom "Mystique and Me" where Jerry gets Mystique pregnant with a non-shape-shifting baby.
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JBJ
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Jerry Minor
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Jerry O'Connell
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Perez Hilton
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Rebecca Romijn
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Director
Eric Appel
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Brandon Johnson
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Starring Jerry O'Connell, Rebecca Romijn, Jerry Minor and Perez Hilton. Written by Jerry O'Connell, Jerry Minor and Brandon Johnson. Directed by Eric Appel
Starring Jerry O'Connell, Rebecca Romijn, Jerry Minor and Perez Hilton. Written by Jerry O'Connell, Jerry Minor and Brandon Johnson. Directed by Eric Appel
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Check out this classic clip from the sitcom "Mystique and Me" where Jerry gets Mystique pregnant with a non-shape-shifting baby.
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[Whistle]
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<v Rebecca Romijn> Jerry!
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Yeah? Yes, honey?
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<v Rebecca Romijn> How do I look? Do I look pregnant?
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Yeah. You look pregnant. Yes.
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<v Rebecca Romijn> [Sigh] How about now?
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Yeah, yes. You look pregnant. Yeah.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> How about now?
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Yeah. You're, you're still pregnant. It's a, it's a, don't turn into me. It's...
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<v Rebecca Romijn> This totally sucks. This is all your fault! You and your stupid non-mutant sperm makes these babies too human to shape-shift! I, I can't get rid of this bump! It's so stupid!
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<v Jerry Minor> Hey, rub mama's feet.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> You want me to rub your feet?
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<v Jerry Minor> Come on, rub my feet!
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Why do you have to be Jerry Minor?
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<v Jerry Minor> Because I like him. I think he's funny. He's your friend.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> No. I don't want to rub Jerry Minor's feet. I, I don't want to.
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<v Jerry Minor> Come on, Jerry! Stop being a douche! Rub my feet, okay? Come on.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Okay.
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<v Jerry Minor> Get some lotion and it rubs it on my feet. Oh, yeah. Nice. Nice, yeah. Hold it up like I like it. You know. Nice. Ugh. I'm so pregnant.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> This is, honey, this is gross.
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<v Jerry Minor> What's your problem, Jerry? Do you have a problem with rubbing African-American feet?
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<v Jerry O'Connell> No.
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<v Jerry Minor> I will not have our daughters raised in a household full of hate.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> This is, this is gross. This is, I'm, honey, this is gross.
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<v Jerry Minor> Jerry!
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<v Jerry O'Connell> No, honey. It's gross! I don't like touching Jerry Minor's feet! I just want my wife! Please, please, baby. I just want my wife.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Thank you. I love you.
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<v Rebecca Romijn> I love you, too.
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<v Jerry O'Connell> Really?! Perez Hilton?
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<v Perez Hilton> [Smack] You should have pulled out you [Beep] head.
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[Music Playing]
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<v Announcer> Sit, Ubu, sit.
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