Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD

Check out Roxy Fedaro (Christina Applegate) in her newest DVD for pregnant expecting mothers. Whether you want to work the pole like a bad girl or drop it low like any proud mom should... more »

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Christina Applegate

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Jessalyn Gilsig

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Wendi McLendon Covey

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Description: Check out Roxy Fedaro (Christina Applegate) in her newest DVD for pregnant expecting mothers. Whether you want to work the pole like a bad girl or drop it low like any proud mom should then you'll love this DVD, call while supplies last!

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Christian Applegate: Hey, I’m Roxy Fedaro and I’m here to show you how you can be seductive and confident with my new DVD…

Christina Applegate: …Prenatal Pole Dancing.

Christina Applegate: Many women experience these things called hormones. Because you’re like a total fat-ass, you don’t feel sexy anymore.

Christina Applegate: But that’s why you need something I like to call seducidence. That’s seductive confidence put together.

Christina Applegate: Just because you put on an extra 50 pounds does not mean you’re not hot. Prenatal pole dancing works because, when men see pregnant women, they know she’s down for sex.

Christina Applegate: So, when you start pole dancing, men can’t handle it and they want to fondle it.

Christina Applegate: That’s trademarked.

Jessalyn Gilsig: I can use these pole dancing moves anywhere. I mean, anywhere there’s music you can start dancing right? And a lot of men like it, which is good, because I actually don’t know who the father of my baby is.

[fartting sounds]

Christina Applegate: It happens. He’ll understand.

Wendi McLendon-Covey: I asked Roxy Fedaro, I said, “Hey is it safe for me to pole dance while I’m pregnant?” She said, “I’m not a doctor, but yes, it’s fine.”

Christina Applegate: So many things are dangerous. Driving a car. Walking down the street. Rollerskating. Eating too many jelly beans. Staying up late. Pole dancing. Wait, no, not pole dancing. Danger is sexy. I can’t see my fucking lady parts anymore. But I can still show you how I work them. Call now!

Announcer: Call 1-555-HOT-PRGR. That’s one, five, five, five, hot, p, r, g, r for Prenatal Pole Dancing. Act now before you pregnancy is over.

Wendi McLendon-Covey: And the cold pole feels good on my ‘roids.