Rapping the news and pimping it too ! News Rap Episode 7

Description: Its time to pimp the news Not me, alone, now I have a crew. Economic woes effecting the masses A-I-G is a bunch of asses ! All the C-E-O'S..gotta go, making news entertaining like my ho's ! For the sake of my rap and parody, all the people we kill are from A-I-G Kiss me I'm Irish...on ST. Patt's Day big boobs too much can get in your way. Lindsey Lohan's not doing so good. Amy Winehouse should move to her neighborhood. (greed is good) Bernie's old lady may be heading to jail, they're a good chance they'll both end up in hell. Bin Laden...let me bust a cap. Kim Jong Il...he needs a bitch slap. Space shuttle launches into the night looking down on earth is a beautiful site. Watch out for flying space junk, the only junk I like is the kind in this trunk. Sex and violence and dancing with the stars, pole dancing lady, is their life on mars ? A-I-G's like hitler and mussolini, some people should never wear a bikini. (greed is good) Obama heads to late night talking to Jay, when this girl's eating get out of her way. Tyra Banks, top model, a big stampede. If you swim with sharks you are smoking weed. Bailing out the fat cats time to bend over, the girl is wearing nothing but a four leaf clover. Big breakup for Levi...and Bristol, when I see these two hug I need to find a pistol. Unemployment is up past 8 percent, hard times right now can't pay the rent. So many people I could be dissing, this is not a bad promo but someone is missing. (greed is good) Bin Laden...let me bust a cap. Kim Jong Ill...he needs a bitch slap. Hugo Chavez and Ahmedinijad, look a lot better with a bullet to the head. White collar crime is on the rise, there is no other couple that I truly despise. I only used this violence to make my point, now me and my girls are gonna blow this joint !