> (Male Voice):
I believe it's time for me to run for president.
It's time to rise to the challenges of Americans as Canadians who call
themselves Americans have always done. I believe that this is very
different from Barack Obama's whole Kenya thing, because I have a
birth certificate. A birth certificate that very clearly states
that I was born in Alberta Canada. Which according to my mom is totally
fine. 2 years ago, I renounced my Canadian citizenship, because
I don't agree with their universal access to healthcare and reasonable
gun laws. I believe that a new generation of courageous conservatives
will not elect me, but I will get a show on Fox News. Also, I hate immigrants.
I'm talking about Mexicans.