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Published February 17, 2014 150k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
JCVD - Jean Claude Van Damme
asst to JCVD - Kathy Brayton
Exec Assistant - Sam Fishell
Stunt Coordinator - Gregg Sargeant
Stuntman/Goon - Scott Schecter
Stunt Safety - Tony Snegoff
Lead Analyst - Andrew Kramer
Managing Director - Freddie Wong
Scientist Intern - Maggie Graber
Greenman in Fishbowl - Nick Corirossi
Producer - Justin Kanew
Producer - Betsy Koch
Producer - Jason Carden
Coordinator/1stAD - Sean Dacanay
Writer - Jack Allison
Director - Andy Maxwell
DP - Brian Lane
1st AC - Ray Lee
2nd AC - Jordan Martin
Key Grip - Jordan Downey
Gaffer - Ricky Fosheim
Grip - Ben Friedman
Wardrobe - Melissa Gould McNeely
Art Director - Candy Lopez
Leadman - John Florez
H&MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
PA - Matt Sweeney
PA - Dominic D'Astice
Sound - Danny Carpenter (BoTown Sound)
Set Photographer - Mandee Johnson
Vendors:
Alan Gordon - camera, g&e
Avon - cargo van

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[sigh]

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- OH, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

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MY NAME IS JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.

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I WAS JUST KICKING THIS GUY'S ASS, AND--

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YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM DOUBLE IMPACT--

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[explosion]

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TIME COP,--

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[explosion]

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AND OF COURSE, MY NEW MOVIE, "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"

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IN A THEATRE AND ON-DEMAND.

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[gun cocking]

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NOW...

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[explosion]

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I'M HERE TODAY, BECAUSE I PARTNERED

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WITH FUNNY OR DIE, FOR A NEW, AND

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EXCITING CONTEST. IT'S THE JEAN

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CLAUDE VAN DAMME'S MAKE MY MOVIE CHALLENGE.

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FUNNY OR DIE HAS DEVELOPED A BRAND NEW

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TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL ALLOW ME, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

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TO STAR IN YOUR MOVIE,

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WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MEET WITH YOU.

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I'LL LET THE NERDS TAKE IT FROM HERE.

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- HEY, WHAT'S UP? ANDREW KRAMER HERE

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FROM FUNNY OR DIE LABS.

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WHEN WE BEGAN PLANNING THE JCVD'S MAKE MY MOVIE

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CHALLENGE, WE REALIZED IT WAS UNFEASIBLE

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TO PHYSICALLY SEND JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME TO EVERYONE

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WHO WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE.

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- WE INVENTED A REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY

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THAT ALLOWS US TO TAKE COLORED WALLS

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AND MAKE THEM INVISIBLE, INSIDE A COMPUTER.

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- CHECK THIS OUT.

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[machine gun]

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[explosion]

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IMAGINE ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTION

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STARS IN HISTORY IN ONE GREAT PACKAGE.

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- AND THE PRICE...NOTHING.

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BACK TO YOU JC.

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I'M PUTTING YOU IN THE DIRECTOR'S CHAIR.

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YOU'VE GOT 2 WEEKS TO MAKE MY MOVIE.

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OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGET

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YOU MAKE THE BEST MOVIE, YOU WIN A PRIZE.

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A COMPUTER, A SIGNED DVD, OR SOMETHING.

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CHECK ON THE WEBSITE.

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ALRIGHT, EVERYTHING OKAY?

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- (DIRECTOR): ACTION

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- I LOOK GOOD, HUH?

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I'LL COVER YOU!

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[machine gun]

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GREAT JOB.

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[gun shots]

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SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

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[explosion]

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[screams]

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