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Performed by: Stephanie Carrie
Written by: Stephanie Carrie
Filmed by: Johnny Shryock
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Published April 03, 2014
Once upon a time, post Shakespeare in Love
You idolized my life, I had Ben Affleck’s love,
You liiiiiked me, You liiiiked me, You liiiiked me-e-e
I guess it was my face, and I guess I liked that
But when I started to talk, you saw I’m a selfish brat,
Now you hate, you hate me, hate me.

But it’s sooooo hard to be a mom movie sta
I do one whole film a year, and the commute is so fa

I was sure I’d get some pity press
For conscious uncoupling
From my so fly rock star husband
But then I brought up mothering
Oh sigh, Oh why are all you poor moms mean?
Just cuz you cant afford my brand
Let’s see, finally will you pity me
If I Goopify the English lang-uage
Oh, Oh uncouple couple couple
Oh, Oh, uncouple, couple, couple

No apologies. I’m just a mum like you.
Well, one who’s on TV and wears two thousand dollar shoes
And has a nanny, a Spanish nanny, a French nanny.

You say I’m out of touch, but that simply can’t be
I named my kid after a fruit and I'm friends with J-Z
I’m jiggy, I’m just jiggy, Yeah, I’m jiggy – y – y – y –y

And it’s sooooo hard to be a mom movie sta
I do one whole film a year, and the commute is so fa

But I knew you were jealous when I walked in
Not my fault I’m rich and fab
But you, there is just no excuse
Not to take care of that baby flab

I know you think I’m a ditsy cow
I live in a self-centered haze.
But how can’t you like me better now?
I just coined the nations new catch phrase
Oh, Oh uncouple couple couple
Oh, Oh, uncouple, couple, couple
-- Stephanie Carrie
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