Space Dick - Elusive Elevation
Attention all ladies! Why ride in a spaceship, when you can ride on a space dick? Elusive Elevation made this track specifically to provide the information of why riding a space dick... more »
Attention all ladies! Why ride in a spaceship, when you can ride on a space dick? Elusive Elevation made this track specifically to provide the information of why riding a space dick can be more beneficial to your love life than riding in a spaceship. ***Disclaimer***
Big Dick Aldrin and Pants Cockstrong, otherwise known as Elusive Elevation, are not doctors and do not possess any legal certification to give advice on your love life. But neither does Dr. Phil. Their opinions are merely given because they care. Enjoy! « less
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Attention all ladies! Why ride in a spaceship, when you can ride on a space dick? Elusive Elevation made this track specifically to provide the information of why riding a space dick can be more beneficial to your love life than riding in a spaceship. ***Disclaimer***
Big Dick Aldrin and Pants Cockstrong, otherwise known as Elusive Elevation, are not doctors and do not possess any legal certification to give advice on your love life. But neither does Dr. Phil. Their opinions are merely given because they care. Enjoy!
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