She's Mine

Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything. Lyrics: I've never known female rejection never had to beg for their affection snap my fingers once then twice no need for a third snap she is mine When it comes t... more >

Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything. Lyrics: I've never known female rejection never had to beg for their affection snap my fingers once then twice no need for a third snap she is mine When it comes to manners I don't have many when it comes to girls... I could have any! Don't have to take her out don't have to spend no green just grab my pepper-grinder and dip it into her vaseline Pit the freezer against the stove make a fisherman depressed just two of many actions that make all the babes impressed SUCH AS! The raven-faced bike ride! If you did it you'd look like a dick but when I do it I LOOK AMAZING Or I could do the lost matador routine! Or force-feed change to a squirrel! Or build a robot out of wine! Or ruin a family's first vacation to America! < less