Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything. Lyrics: I've never known... more »
Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything.
I've never known female rejection
never had to beg for their affection
snap my fingers once then twice
no need for a third snap she is mine
When it comes to manners
I don't have many
when it comes to girls...
I could have any!
Don't have to take her out
don't have to spend no green
just grab my pepper-grinder and dip it into her vaseline
Pit the freezer against the stove
make a fisherman depressed
just two of many actions that make all the babes impressed
The raven-faced bike ride!
If you did it you'd look like a dick
but when I do it I LOOK AMAZING
Or I could do the lost matador routine!
Or force-feed change to a squirrel!
Or build a robot out of wine!
Or ruin a family's first vacation to America!
Directed by JOHN BEAMER Written by JOHN BEAMER & NICKY CALONNE Song by NICKY CALONNE & JOHN BEAMER Cast: NICKY CALONNE NICK FEITEL CHRIS WOOD BRYAN GAYNOR RAY FISHER and LAUREN STEFFANY HEIDI CRAWFORD HELEN ROGERS HOLLY SHAWHAN SHERRI LYSY MARY BETH MINTHORN ADRIANNE LaVALLEY SACHA DOMINIS LIPICA SHAW CLARE RICHARDSON BRACE RICE SEAN LANIGAN BEN PERRY JOHN BEAMER Produced by DAN BERK & BRYAN GAYNOR Associate Producer ROBERT OLSEN Shot by CHADD HARBOLD Edited by BRYAN GAYNOR & DAN BERK Sound Recording JACOB LaMENDOLA www.LAST-PICTURES.com www.youtube.com/wildboarfilms more music from Nicky: www.myspace.com/terminalthrust www.myspace.com/nekrogoblikon (Nicky's band's page) www.myspace.com/nickycalonne