Breakup in a Noisy Diner
My God this is enjoyable.
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Aubrey Plaza
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Writer & Director
Jeff Garlin
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Funny Or Die
Additional Credits:
Written and Directed by Jeff Garlin.
Starring Aubrey Plaza, Josh Gad, and Matt Edgar.
Produced by Mike Farah and Josh Simpson.
Shot and Edited by Brad Schulz.
Written and Directed by Jeff Garlin.
Starring Aubrey Plaza, Josh Gad, and Matt Edgar.
Produced by Mike Farah and Josh Simpson.
Shot and Edited by Brad Schulz.
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My God this is enjoyable.
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Patience is overrated...
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The video opens with Aubrey Plaza and Josh Gad sitting opposite of each
other in a booth at a diner. Josh Gad is looking at Aubrey Plaza
attentively. Aubrey Plaza looks unhappy. There is considerable
background noise. There is the sound of indistinguishable human voices,
the clatter of silverware and sound of dishes banging together.
Aubrey Plaza: So, thanks for coming. I wanted to talk to you because I fee like I'm not myself lately and I just think I need a change. I don't think we're in sink anymore. It's not feeling right for some reason. And, I have been thinking a lot about, is it just me, but it's not. It's you.
Josh Gad looks down to the top of the booth table and appears sad. The shot cuts to Matt Edgar sliding into the booth on the opposite side of Aubrey Plaza.
Matt Edgar: Hey, so what's going on?
Aubrey Plaza: Hey, so, I really wanted to talk to you because I feel like I'm not myself lately. I feel really unhappy and I don't like it. I feel like we're not communicating like we used to. You know, I don't know why, but I feel like whenever I'm talking to you, I'm talking to myself. And, I don't know what's going on with you half the time. You know, you don't say anything, you just stare at me.
The shot pulls back to reveal that Josh Gad is still sitting in the booth, next to Matt Edgar.
Aubrey Plaza: I ask you what you're thinking and you say nothing. I have thought a lot about, is it just me, but it's not. It's you.
Matt Edgar says nothing and looks down, appearing sad. Josh Gad turns to the camera and speaks directly to the audience.
Josh Gad: I'm a ghost.
Josh Gad gives the camera a very creepy smile. There is a pregnant pause and Josh gad continues to give the camera a creepy smile. In the meantime, Matt Edgar and Aubrey Plaza sit there, looking uncomfortable and saying nothing to each other.
The shot cuts to black.
Aubrey Plaza: So, thanks for coming. I wanted to talk to you because I fee like I'm not myself lately and I just think I need a change. I don't think we're in sink anymore. It's not feeling right for some reason. And, I have been thinking a lot about, is it just me, but it's not. It's you.
Josh Gad looks down to the top of the booth table and appears sad. The shot cuts to Matt Edgar sliding into the booth on the opposite side of Aubrey Plaza.
Matt Edgar: Hey, so what's going on?
Aubrey Plaza: Hey, so, I really wanted to talk to you because I feel like I'm not myself lately. I feel really unhappy and I don't like it. I feel like we're not communicating like we used to. You know, I don't know why, but I feel like whenever I'm talking to you, I'm talking to myself. And, I don't know what's going on with you half the time. You know, you don't say anything, you just stare at me.
The shot pulls back to reveal that Josh Gad is still sitting in the booth, next to Matt Edgar.
Aubrey Plaza: I ask you what you're thinking and you say nothing. I have thought a lot about, is it just me, but it's not. It's you.
Matt Edgar says nothing and looks down, appearing sad. Josh Gad turns to the camera and speaks directly to the audience.
Josh Gad: I'm a ghost.
Josh Gad gives the camera a very creepy smile. There is a pregnant pause and Josh gad continues to give the camera a creepy smile. In the meantime, Matt Edgar and Aubrey Plaza sit there, looking uncomfortable and saying nothing to each other.
The shot cuts to black.
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