Really Confusing TV Intro

Reminds of the "trying way to hard" first awful as hell screenplay I wrote ten years ago. It's about a family of 100 Scottish-Canadians who had to have to race to family funeral at a castle that was moved from Scotland to Edmonton Alebrta in just 24 hours or they'll all be cut of the will. The problem is it's 9/11 and all the planes as shut down! Doh! Alo... more >

Reminds of the "trying way to hard" first awful as hell screenplay I wrote ten years ago. It's about a family of 100 Scottish-Canadians who had to have to race to family funeral at a castle that was moved from Scotland to Edmonton Alebrta in just 24 hours or they'll all be cut of the will. The problem is it's 9/11 and all the planes as shut down! Doh! Along the way the clan of crazy Scots learn they learn the are all under a ancient evil curse that is trying to stop them all from making it to the castle in time so that the curse can destroy the world! Most of them get killed along the way to the castle in brutally hilarious ways. Yes, it's a comdey, fantasy, family drama. One Scot even gets possessed by a demon. The most amazingly make side adventure is when Uncle Hagus meets Osama Bin Laden who is hiding our from his evil deeds at an old Motel 6 in the middle of Alberta. The hero of the story, a limo driver hired by a Scot diva to get her to the castle in time, battle the curse which takes the form of a cross between a dragon and Osama Bin Laden. The whole castle explodes raining rocks on everyone. Then the limo driver awakes and he's in hospital. Turns out the whole thing was a fever dream and he was a fireman who was pulled from the rubble of the WTC disaster, ala THE WIZARD OF OZ. There's more crazy shit I kid you not. My uncle still loves this screenplay. Gotta love family. I've written 12 other screenplays in the 10 years since MCPHERSON'S LOST GOLD and most are quite a bit simpler and hopefully better.

Go here to see my elegantly simple A BALE OF BUSH starring Christian Bale and W. himself.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4e01442b1/a-bale-of-bush

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