All Alone Champ

Sure it's creepy as fuck, but damn it is funny.

Also, Yes, I actually DO like being all alone. I DO like being by myself. I DO prefer it when nobody's there. OH SHIT, is this a view of things to come!?

Oh my God, this is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!

"Go for a picnic, at night, in the park. Spread your blanket, all alone in the dark. Eat some chicken. Drink some juice. You won't be exposed to the public's abuse." Hahhahahahaha!!!

And the knife bit. I simply LOOOOOOOOOOVED the knife bit!

I could see why most ppl wouldn't like this but I thought it was hilarious

interesting.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bc40fb8324/the-tasty-scissors-from-toddtimproductions

that burger king hat on the subway is pure crazy

k wtf... how is this on today's featured videos picked by funny or die? no offense dude cool idea but there is funnier...

Creepy as hell yet funny at the same time.