All Alone Champ
Find out how best to be all alone.
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"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Blac...
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Credits: Written by & Starring Hal Rudnick; Featuring Michael Busch & Emily Maya Mills; Shot by Tyler Gillett with Justin Martinez; Edited by Matt Johnson; Produced by Michael Busch.
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16 comments
Sure it's creepy as fuck, but damn it is funny.
Also, Yes, I actually DO like being all alone. I DO like being by myself. I DO prefer it when nobody's there. OH SHIT, is this a view of things to come!?
Oh my God, this is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!
"Go for a picnic, at night, in the park. Spread your blanket, all alone in the dark. Eat some chicken. Drink some juice. You won't be exposed to the public's abuse." Hahhahahahaha!!!
And the knife bit. I simply LOOOOOOOOOOVED the knife bit!
I could see why most ppl wouldn't like this but I thought it was hilarious
interesting.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bc40fb8324/the-tasty-scissors-from-toddtimproductions
that burger king hat on the subway is pure crazy
k wtf... how is this on today's featured videos picked by funny or die? no offense dude cool idea but there is funnier...
Creepy as hell yet funny at the same time.