My Team Missed the Super Bowl (Oh No) Song
Directed by: Jeff Nixon Shot by : Drew Bienemann Edited by: Chad Neidt Facestalk: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Chad-Neidt/44639154643 Twitter: @chadneidt Copyright Chad... more »
Directed by: Jeff Nixon
Shot by : Drew Bienemann
Edited by: Chad Neidt
Facestalk: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Chad-Neidt/44639154643
Twitter: @chadneidt
Copyright Chad Neidt 2012
Lyrics:
Oh no, oh no
My sports team of my choice once again got me to believe
That this year it's different and we're winning it all
And then took a shit on top of their big moment
This cannot be happening how is this happening
No, oh no
I can't stand to hear the fans of the other team cheer
Then turnto me and say “Maybe next year”
Now I have nothing in life to look forward to
Except this handful of skittles right here
And it's sad
Want my dad
Try talking to me and I'll be a jerk
And all week I'm gonna be pissed off at work
Now I must confront what Ive been neglecting
And that's my whole life I should have been erecting
Oh no
When my team won I felt like I was winning
When really I wasn't I was just pretending
That my life had purpose and meaning and drive
But I'm just some normal guy eating some skittles
I'm sure all the players feel much worse than me
But at least they have muscles and lots of money
I guess being champions is still just a fable
Which means I owe my friend a new coffee table
Cause I don't have control of my anger
I've been reading every article I can to
Try and cope and see if I can understand it
Maybe we are out of everything already
Cause we prematurely dreamed about confetti
So heartbreaking when you come up short
But nothing's a gaurantee in sports
The team that we lost to put us to the test
And from here on out I wish them the very
Worst
I hope they die in a plane crash tonight
But survive, get paralyzed so they see they got lucky
Cause they played us on a day when we were sucky
I hope that you make it right up to the end
Then at the last minute right before you win
You choke so hard and all your fans cry
Much much much harder than I have cried this week
Dammit why'd you have to beat my team so fair and square.
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Directed by: Jeff Nixon
Shot by : Drew Bienemann
Edited by: Chad Neidt
Facestalk: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Chad-Neidt/44639154643
Twitter: @chadneidt
Copyright Chad Neidt 2012
Lyrics:
Oh no, oh no
My sports team of my choice once again got me to believe
That this year it's different and we're winning it all
And then took a shit on top of their big moment
This cannot be happening how is this happening
No, oh no
I can't stand to hear the fans of the other team cheer
Then turnto me and say “Maybe next year”
Now I have nothing in life to look forward to
Except this handful of skittles right here
And it's sad
Want my dad
Try talking to me and I'll be a jerk
And all week I'm gonna be pissed off at work
Now I must confront what Ive been neglecting
And that's my whole life I should have been erecting
Oh no
When my team won I felt like I was winning
When really I wasn't I was just pretending
That my life had purpose and meaning and drive
But I'm just some normal guy eating some skittles
I'm sure all the players feel much worse than me
But at least they have muscles and lots of money
I guess being champions is still just a fable
Which means I owe my friend a new coffee table
Cause I don't have control of my anger
I've been reading every article I can to
Try and cope and see if I can understand it
Maybe we are out of everything already
Cause we prematurely dreamed about confetti
So heartbreaking when you come up short
But nothing's a gaurantee in sports
The team that we lost to put us to the test
And from here on out I wish them the very
Worst
I hope they die in a plane crash tonight
But survive, get paralyzed so they see they got lucky
Cause they played us on a day when we were sucky
I hope that you make it right up to the end
Then at the last minute right before you win
You choke so hard and all your fans cry
Much much much harder than I have cried this week
Dammit why'd you have to beat my team so fair and square.
Tags: Super Bowl XLVII football nfl 2012 choke playoffs championship heart-wrenching loss crying fans fan sports broncos lost ravens 47 forty seven chad neidt neat angry disappointed
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